by Gridfan » Fri Mar 23, 2007 4:26 pm
Oh crap...I was too late to start the other (and locked thread). I knew I should have made that one yesterday. Oh well, always next year!
Oh yeah, and thanks and stuff! I guess! *sigh*
*gives everyone 33 dirty prods with 33 tentacles 33 times. Which ads up to 35937 ways to die, or 35937 orgasms depending on whether you are female or male I guess!
*shrugs and plays idly with a tentacle while looking out the window at a white rainbow*
Heaven sucks, so boring. *sigh* I should never have taken this job, I only got it for the beard and boomy voice I can do. *sighs again*
*opens the liquor cabinet*
Oh great, bottled milk... I should force Tarryk and Veldron up here rather than Hell, cause this would be hell for them indeed.
Oh crap, there's not any chocolate milk either?
*sigh*
Oh man, this is gonna suck.... where'd I leave that contract?
*Riiiiip*
Hmm, ah and there's the other one...
*scribble scribble scribble*
And...signed, sweet.
Oh damn I forgot to check.
*phew*
Good good, the Of Darkness part is optional, just Lord is fine there too.
*opens the liquor cabinet*
Holy mother of...hell... how'd they fit an entire bar inside there?
Oooh, and chocolate milk too!
Oh well, I guess sometimes Hell can be a Haven as well. *laughs evily*
And I was lucky with my room location, no nearby screamers.
(although that depends entirely on whether they are male or female)
Then again, this "house" is sound isolated so...
Hmm, where should I go next, the main tower or test how comfortable the throne in that room is...