by Rumguzzler » Mon Jan 01, 2007 12:54 am
I cannot comment on if I missed you or not since I do not recall knowingly firing a shot in your direction. However, if that had been the case, I would most likely have missed you since I am admittedly a terrible shot. Therefore, as an addendum to my own Contingency measures, I shall submit an Omni Tek Multi Form requesting the assignment of armed assistants to my staff, and regular training of the aforementioned assistants at the shooting range. Proper delegation of tasks is the key to efficiency, provides jobs, and promotes a positive example to underlings who aspire to be promoted at their next performance review. Furthermore, this will insure that if you are on Rubi-Ka, you will not be missed.
However, since you are off world, or even in another dimension, I can guarantee you will be missed, even by my newly trained staff. Current technology simply does not have the accuracy of delivering payload at that kind of range with any accuracy.
If you however prefer to remain offworld, and would prefer not to be missed, please submit an Omni Tek Multi Form and we may be able to schedule an Orbital Bombardment of your current location.
Driscoll, please have my staff report to the range for live fire training.
Omni Tek is your friend.
Nicholas "Pencilneck" Demesa, Omni-Tek InternOps, ~ Society of Salvation ~