A thread of sillyness!

[Gridfan]

old one but still a giggle...

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Hehe! Now that is geek gold, I wonder how many here got it?

Edit: Reminds me of this one:

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't."

[Myz_Lilith]

Or those that understand trinary, those that don't, and smart arses!

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Why do geeks celebrate Christmas at Halloween?

Because 31 OCT. = 25 DEC.

[Fishi3]

I'm not sure where I got the link to where I got these but it was on my Favorites. I picked out the images I actually liked and found humorous. Well that is if I can remember how to put photos into a message.

[Jassel]

I like the kitty! I have some pics of my kitty cuddling with a toy while he was sleeping.. but he always hears me coming with the camera and wakes up

[Mivat]

Just because I'm an ETN™ (Evil Thread Necromancer), I'll post why you can never trust a Penguin. They might look like cute, tux-wearing seafaring birds, but just under the surface lurks something far, far more wicked and evil....

I give you.....The true face of Penguins!

[Gridfan]

Mom?

[Mivat]

Sooo....Riddle me this?

What does it take to reunite the Beatles, and what has 7 arms, 8 legs, and sucks? (according to some people, at least)

[Vallikat]

Sooo....Riddle me this?

What does it take to reunite the Beatles, and what has 7 arms, 8 legs, and sucks? (according to some people, at least)

Gridfan in both cases but he'd need a Oija board or something for that first part.

[Mivat]

hehe, close, but no sigar. Anyone else?

[Mivat]

25 things my mother taught me!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mot her taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10 My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

[Jenibell]

Just because I'm an ETN™ (Evil Thread Necromancer), I'll post why you can never trust a Penguin. They might look like cute, tux-wearing seafaring birds, but just under the surface lurks something far, far more wicked and evil....

I give you.....The true face of Penguins!

Hey now!!!!

[Mivat]

I knew that would happen sooner or later

[Jenibell]

Must forgive the late responds I was out of town with minimal computer time for the last two weeks

[Mivat]

I know ^^ If nothing else, you can use that image to show the others in your company/platoon that it's not wise to mess with Penguins

[Mivat]

Hey Ya, Navy-style!

http://www.glumbert.com/media/heyyanavy

[defeKt]

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[Mivat]

What can I say? People to silly things, and besides, I severely doubt that more than a few percent of the Youtube-users would understand what they're watching and why it's classified, let alone know what do to with it. Of course, it IS classified for a reason, but still.

Anyway, be that as it may, here's something that will most likely make your eyes bleed, your ears fall off and your brain run away screaming. This is also a commercial for an upoming animated norwegian talkshow. Weather or not the vid is hilarious or not, the COMMENTS made me just about fall out of my chair and lie drooling on the floor with laughter.

Beware! NOT WORK SAFE, unless you work at a place that 1: allows YouTube, 2: doesn't have people totally bereft and devoid of any and all sense of humor. You also need an account to see it, since it's flagged.
Anyway: Clicky!

[Firia]

Beware! NOT WORK SAFE,

Da.. dangly bits!
He sounds like a beer moocher.
If you have beer, he'll party with you?
It's BYOB, man.

[Mivat]

Word-definition of the day:

Stress: The confusion that arises when your brain resists the body's sincere urge to wring the head off an idiot that so truly deserves it.

[Myz_Lilith]

Thread necromancy!

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