This is how the rules goes, one post per song.
Use a well known xmas song, mess up the lyrics but try to keep the style of the old one.
The new lyrics/song should be related to GSP or AO in some way.
In my case I focused on The Griddler, the evil and horny (more than usual that is) alter ego:
Screaming through the snow
In a crazy state of mind
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on bob tails ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A Griddler song tonight
Oh, griddle bells, griddle bells
Griddler all the way
Oh, what fun it is to run
In a crazy state of mind
Griddle bells, griddle bells
Griddler all the way
Oh, what fun it is to run
In a crazy state of mind
A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a run
And soon The Griddler Bright
Was seated by my side
The Griddler was big and hard
Mischief in his eyes
We got into a drifted bank
And then we got real hot
Oh, griddle bells, griddle bells
Griddler all the way
Oh, what fun it is to run
In a crazy state of mind
Griddle bells, griddle bells
Griddler all the way
Oh, what fun it is to run
In a crazy state of mind
Griddle bells, griddle bells
Griddler all the way
Oh, what fun it is to run
In a crazy state of mind
Griddle bells, griddle bells
Griddler all the way
Oh, what fun it is to run
In a crazy state of mind