Trids.

[Fishi3]

Once upon a time in the deep forest there lived a species of small humanoids simular to Smurfs but not Smurfs at all as they weren't blue and didn't wear silly hats or have an entire village of males with only one female which made dating easier on the female part of the population. This species went by the name of Trids and the Trids were a happy bunch as the deep forest was secluded and they didn't have much to worry about except for the occaisional scent deficiant wild cat mistaking them for mice but even that was rare because Trids having no sense of smell didn't realise they smelled absolutely and definately like a skunk in heat.
Up the hill from the Trid village were magical crunchy granola bushes that every day, be it sumer winter, spring or fall produced ample Crunchy Granola to feed the entire Trid village which was fortunate because Trids can only eat the crunchy Granola from magical crunchy granola bushes.
Every day first thing in the morning the Trids would climb the hill using the stairs they had built for just the purpose of climbing the hill to collect crunchy granola and they would collect the crunchy granola from the magical crunchy granola bushes leaving just enough to feed the birds and the squirrels that the Trids shared the Deep forest with.
One day the Trids awoke and as per their custom dressed and climbed the hill to go collect the crunchy granola from the magical crunchy granola bushes but discovered that atop the hill there was Troll who didn't say a word to them but rudely kicked them down the hills laughing as they bounced down the stairs that the Trids had built to reach the crunchy granola bushes. The trids sent the Mayor of the village to talk to the troll he was kicked down the hill. The trids sent the Matron of the school she was kicked down the hill. Several days passed and the Trids were starving and still every Trid who climbed the hill was kicked down the hill still hungry and without the Crunchy granola from the Crunchy Granola bushes. The Trid insurance salesman refused to pay damage claims based on injuries caused by being kicked down the hill by a Troll as he claimed Trolls were an act of nature. Truely the Trids were sunk into the depths of dispair and risked starvation. Now it happened that a wandering Rabbi was wandering through the deep woods quite lost actually and he happened upon the Trid village. The Trids were used to lost Rabbi's wandering into their village as being lost seemed to be the only way anyone ever found the Trid village. The Trids of course being unaware of how bad they and their village smelled never clued in that once visited they might be avoided. The Rabbi saw that the Trids were starving and disspirited and inquired why. Being a man of god he was brought to tears by the story the Trids told him of how the Troll kicked them down the stirs they had build to reach the Magical crunchy granola bushes and harvest the crunchy granola so they could eat crunchy granola. The Rabbi could not help but be in tears at such a tale as this, not that he would admit that the stench of the village had him in tears long before he'd met a single Trid So The Rabbi climbed the hill mad as a rabid bear at how the Troll had treated the Trids as they tried to harvest crunchy granola from the magical crunchy granola bushes. The Rabbi reached the top of the hill and stood before the Troll who cleaned his finger nails and ignored the Rabbi. The Rabbi was insensed. "Troll!", Demanded the Rabbi, "Why is it you kick the little Trids down the hill when they climb the hill to harvest the sweet sweet crunchy granola from the magical crunchy granola bushes and yet you do not try to kick me? Are you a cowardly bully or do you fear to harm a man of god!", The Rabbi paused to catch his breath as the climb up the hill had winded him though it is perhaps possible that the wind shifted and he again caught scent of the Trid Village. In the pause thus caused the Troll replied,

"Silly Rabbi. Kicks are for Trids."

[Blaik]

That was funny. I just wish it hadn't been so long...my attention span was almost too short to make it to the punchline.

hehehe

[Jenibell]

there are 2 female smerfs

[Sporkleet]

omfg... fishi, are you after my "makes no sense... ever" award? that was funny as all.

also I dotnrecall the second female smurf. smutfs by nature are all male, gargamel made smurfette to to act as an inside force to destroy the smurfs in an act of carnivorous genecide. are you tinking that the second female smurf was dainty smurf (or was his name dandy smurf?) anyways that one is indeed male, just a little confused after all the abuse he suffered before smurfettes arrival 'oh how un-PC'

[Blaik]

I remember the second female smurf....she was a little girl smurf introduce with a handful of other smurf kids in the last couple seasons. I'm guessing it was their attempt to revitalize a dying franchise.

[Vallikat]

There were 3 female Smurfs: Smurfette, Sassette, and Nanny Smurf.

[Sporkleet]

introduce with a handful of other smurf kids in the last couple seasons.

Well obviously I must be older than you... thanks a bunch

[Blaik]

introduce with a handful of other smurf kids in the last couple seasons.

Well obviously I must be older than you... thanks a bunch

Actually I'm older than you...which I guess makes it worse that I know that....maybe I'm just a kid at heart, I dunno...

Valli, I don't recall a Nanny Smurf...*shrugs* oh well

[Vallikat]

No clue myself. I just googled it to find out.

[Regidoc]

And I now have the Smurf theme song stuck in my head....at work....with being unable to listen to anything else to get rid of it....

[Jenibell]

yeah I dont remember a nany smerf, but I also dont remember Sassette not being there, I guess I'm an age in the middle there!hahaha
But I remember Sassette so well cuz she was my fave cuz she was a redhead <3 like me, well she is more orange I'm more alburn but yeah you get the point

(this is what happends when you type first thing in the morring)

[Fishi3]

I can't claim that joke as being original to myself as it was told to me and if you think it's funny written you have to hear it spoken by someone pretty much alot like Tarryk.

Yes it's long but thats in fact part of the set up. Basically the listeners eyes should be just about glazing over when you hit them with the punch line.

Now on to female Smurfs... Gargamel created Smurffette who was originally black haired but turns fair when she has a change of heart. Her personality changes fairly radically at that point as well. Strangely the evil Smurffette is a good female role model being confident, strong and ultimately a good person dispite a crappy early life. (Figure creation by Gargamel as being a bad upbringing.) While the bubble headed blond she becomes is the worst female role model humanly possible. Coy, vain and manipulative while not being overly bright.
Personally I count the two Smurffettes as seperate characters. Yes they added Smurf kids later... My mind has thankfully blocked out all other information about the Smurf kids except that once upon a blue moon some Smurfs arrive in the village via stork express. Thus avoiding the entire Smurffette as mon and who's the daddy question.

I don't remember a Nanny Smurf but then by the time Smurfs hit the kiddie Smurf stage I was already hunting for Anime which was on shelves in French translations long before it was discovered in English.

[Boinky]

Sassette is a smurfling and the second of only three female smurfs to be depicted, appearing after Smurfette and before Nanny. She is a little freckled redhead girl with pigtails, and wears pink overalls.

and the wiki shall guide them...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Characters_in_the_Smurfs
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Smurfs