1. When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing “good morning” to everyone and you think, “somebody needs to slap the s*** out of her”
– You need to pray at work.
2. When someone comes in and announces “office meeting in 5 minutes” and you think, “what the f*** do they want now?”
– You need to pray at work.
3. When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say, “which one of you sons of b*****s turned off my computer?”
– You need to pray at work.
4. When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and a third person comes in and says, “well at my last office…” and you want to say, “who the f*** cares?”
– You need to pray at work.
5. When you’re in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who stood for 5 minutes waiting for the darn thing only to go DOWN 1 flight and you think, “that lazy b****.”
– You need to pray at work.
6. When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that crosses your mind is, “what the f*** does she want now?” and you try to hide underneath your desk.
– You need to pray at work.
7. When you take some vacation time and you come back to a mountain of paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else will do it and you think, “sorry a** m****r f*****s.”
– You need to pray at work.
8. You have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, or slapping someone that you work with.
– You need to pray at work.
9. If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone because you know because you know its going to lead to their whole f****** life story.
– You need to pray at work.
10. If you knew all the words that have been bleeped out
– You DEFINITELY need to pray at work.
LET US ALL BOW OUR HEADS
All I could think when I got to then end of this was that if I prayed every time one of these things happened, I wouldn't be able to get anything else done!
