I had to bring this back because of hilarious would-be troll dialogue in general chat

[General] [Zeojin]: hey everyone someone is cybering in tabula rose
[General] [Caliana]: who cares, grow up.
[General] [Shiden-Izen]: sup bro
[General] [Beej]: Well. It gets a little awkward when you can hear what happens in one room in all rooms (I believe)
[General] [Zeojin]: they wouldnt let me watch so Im telling everyone
[General] [Beej]: And one of the rooms is involved in a quest.
[General] [Caliana]: Way to be a child about not being able to voyeur?
[General] [Caliana]: Welcome to the wonderful world of hotels. You go to one, and you're ognna hear people banging.
[General] [Zeojin]: damn another guy went up into the room must be a threesome
[General] [Zeojin]: 3 templar people too
[General] [Caliana]: Templars: that's how we roll.
[General] [Galleus]: Zeo, U Jelly?
[General] [Zeojin]: yep
[General] [Galleus]: And you can see where that got me. Quarantine to London.
[General] [Zeojin]: one of the guys already left he must be a quck shot
[General] [Zeojin]: ^quick
[General] [Targeryan]: is there a bank? if so where?
[General] [Galleus]: So if the guy in the suit ever tells you to go to Egypt to look at something or other, don't do it. That place is horrid.
[General] [Caliana]: He was probably doing the aforementioned quest.
[General] [Zeojin]: so thats what templars call it '
[General] [Zeojin]: 'doing the quest'
[General] [Zeojin]: thats code word for sex?
[General] [Avishai]: Polish cabal recruiting / polska cabal rekrutuje: Hermetic Order of Trinity
[General] [Caliana]: *face in hands* you really are 12, aren't you.
[General] [Caliana]: I thought this game was rated "M" for Mature.
[General] [Caliana]: Not "M" for Moron >.<
[General] [Zeojin]: Im 12 inches
[General] [Caliana]: tall
[General] [Caliana]: such a cute little elf.
[General] [Galleus]: Occasionally someone's mommy buys them a game and they get to play it on the internets and pretend to be big because the bullies at school pick on them and they don't get to play Xbox for more than an hour a day, so they have to vent somehow.
[General] [Galleus]: Just leave him alone. He has to get it out somehow. Otherwise he's going to go in the corner and cry because Mommy and Daddy won't let him stay up and watch anything PG-13.
[General] [Zeojin]: are those mayan morning star vendor weapons worth getting?
[General] [Caliana]: Well I'm sure he can "get it out" on his own.. in his room, with a sock, like the other little boys.
[General] [Zeojin]: uhh if Im on the internet right now I can just look at porn
[General] [Caliana]: Then why were you so perturbed about being shunned from sexting in an MMO?
[General] [Zeojin]: cause you touch yourself at night
Black-Briar is now online.
[General] [Caliana]: I know how to make my character nekkid, and even then I'd rather go look up hentai than my own character.
[General] [Caliana]: And I'm damned sexy ;.;
[General] [Caliana]: I touch myself at day, thank you.
[General] [Zeojin]: slut
[Cabal] [Black-Briar]: hello again all
[General] [Caliana]: I don't think you know what that word means, you're using it wrong.
[General] [Zeojin]: it means you give it up for free
[General] [Zeojin]: if you were a whore then you'd charge
[General] [Caliana]: Wrong, kiddo. Use dictionary.com or something next time.

Vocabulate kids, you'll need it.
[General] [Duddits]: lol
[General] [Medith]: spaelling is grate!
[General] [Caliana]: hey Duddits! o/
[General] [Duddits]: Haya Cali
[General] [Caliana]: lern tu spail gud
[General] [Simplexity]: Sit emotes are so amazing and awkward sometimes.
[General] [Zeojin]: It looks like this girl in the club bathroom got raped
[General] [Caliana]: They made /sleep smoother now. But yeah, sitting, especially as a female, needs work.
[General] [Caliana]: ..
[General] [Caliana]: You really are a damaged toy.
[General] [Zeojin]: damn girls in this game are e-prudes wasnt this hard to get e-laid in WoW or GW2
[General] [Caliana]: That's because the girls in WoW and GW2 were lonely guys pretending to be girls.
[General] [Zeojin]: doesnt matter still sex
[Galleus]: So you're hilarious. Just thought I'd let you know. You amuse me, madam.
[General] [Zeojin]: well e-sex
[General] [Caliana]: Keep telling yourself that

To [Galleus]: *bows* thank you, thank you. I'm here all week.
[General] [Atritas]: Maybe try harder and start again with a toon that doesn't look like sh*t... 'hero'.
[General] [Zeojin]: fuck you homo
[General] [Spartoi]: I just saw this conversation, and I have to say, I am dissapoint. I thought ERP was dead...and it should stay dead.
[General] [Caliana]: Clever, mature.
[General] [Caliana]: *Isn't the one having guy-on-guy e-sex*
[General] [Zeojin]: hard to make anything decent with the shitty character creator not my fault
[General] [Guyce]: ERP!? WHERE?! MAN I just gotta play my Furry Half Marmaset Half vampire Half were-crow somewhere
[General] [CobaltAzurean]: You left out emo.
[General] [Guyce]: I never leave out the emo, I like to make it subtle, cause I'm antisocial and DARK man...wanna listen to some SWEET ASS POETRY that I made while I was seven and really knew about the world?
[General] [CobaltAzurean]: Seven... teen, maybe. When life was pain.
[General] [Spartoi]: Only if you show off a 6-pack and sprout fur while you do it.
[General] [Caliana]: Interesting. I found the character creater to be, while not hte best one out there, better than quite a few.
[General] [Guyce]: Deal.
[General] [Zeojin]: your mom is better than a few
[General] [Zeojin]: in bed
[General] [Caliana]:

That's why my daddy married her.
[General] [Zeojin]: well this game its hard to get tanned skin without looking like a black guy