WORK Virus

[Innari]

Ok, so some of you may have seen it before...but I needed to share it because Miv and I whine about work on a regular basis. Both of us being techies and all.


There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by
hand.

This virus is called Worm Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you
receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any
means DO NOT TOUCH IT.

This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK take two good friends and head
for the nearest bar. Purchase the antidote known as Work Isolator
Neutralizer Extractor (WINE). The quickest acting WINE type is called
Swift Hitting Infiltrator Remover All Zones (SHIRAZ), but this is only
available for those who can afford it. The next best equivalent is
Cheapest Available System Killer (CASK). Take the antidote repeatedly
until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

Forward this warning to five friends. If you do not have 5 friends you
have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. This virus
is DEADLY (Destroys Every Available Decent Living Youngster).

Update 05 05 05: After extensive testing it has been concluded that Best
Equivalent Extractor Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may
require a more generous application.

[Tarryk]

You can also apply a quick-fix with the script I have saved in my freezer, the Hex Oscillation Tracker for Disk And Memory Neutralization (HOT DAMN). If you use this script, be sure to download version 1.00. Version 0.80 is still in circulation but buggy and incompatible with most systems.

[Innari]

You can also apply a quick-fix with the script I have saved in my freezer, the Hex Oscillation Tracker for Disk And Memory Neutralization (HOT DAMN). If you use this script, be sure to download version 1.00. Version 0.80 is still in circulation but buggy and incompatible with most systems.

lol

[Merkaba]

AHAHAHAHA! That is hilarious Dani!