Like every year my birthday is coming up the next weekend and i got no idea what to do. So i would like to hear some suggestions from this great and idea rich community...
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Things to do on my birthday?
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Things to do on my birthday?
by Stichboy » Mon Oct 04, 2004 4:09 pm
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by Cowtipper » Mon Oct 04, 2004 4:18 pm
Since you are 22, I will speak as if I was turning 22, or 23.
The first thing I would do is go to a nudey bar. I would tell the girls that it's my birthday, and I would get treated extra special. I'd make sure to bring friends, and they would have to pay for everything.
After that, I would get my friends to pay back all the money they owe me because I feel cocky now that I have had bootyful naked women give me attention. With this money, I would go buy a new computer, and I would beat all of their asses in halo, quake #, or any other game because I feel like it.
I am not a drinker person, but if I had any money of my own, I would take a few more friends out to go drinking. Only I would be the Designated Driver, and drive one of their cars. I would buy them enough liquor that they puke all over in their own car. I would drop them off at their house, and leave using my car. This would make up for all the times I took emotional abuse from them about being called a loser for being single and not being able to score chicks. At least I won't be smacked around by my mistress as she reminds him of how he is a lowly worthless dog and he needs to go to work in his puke infested car and get her some more money so she can sit on her butt all day.
Then I would go to sleep. I would count water bottles instead of sheep. Every 7th water bottle would be replaced with a trip to the bathroom.
I am hoping this was useful.
The first thing I would do is go to a nudey bar. I would tell the girls that it's my birthday, and I would get treated extra special. I'd make sure to bring friends, and they would have to pay for everything.
After that, I would get my friends to pay back all the money they owe me because I feel cocky now that I have had bootyful naked women give me attention. With this money, I would go buy a new computer, and I would beat all of their asses in halo, quake #, or any other game because I feel like it.
I am not a drinker person, but if I had any money of my own, I would take a few more friends out to go drinking. Only I would be the Designated Driver, and drive one of their cars. I would buy them enough liquor that they puke all over in their own car. I would drop them off at their house, and leave using my car. This would make up for all the times I took emotional abuse from them about being called a loser for being single and not being able to score chicks. At least I won't be smacked around by my mistress as she reminds him of how he is a lowly worthless dog and he needs to go to work in his puke infested car and get her some more money so she can sit on her butt all day.
Then I would go to sleep. I would count water bottles instead of sheep. Every 7th water bottle would be replaced with a trip to the bathroom.
I am hoping this was useful.
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by Darth Bootay » Mon Oct 04, 2004 5:22 pm
I'm with Cowtipper on this one.
Definately the nudie bar.
Followed by pool.
Drunken kareoke is always a blast....
Or if you and your friends are on a tight budget, Boob Raider, uh I mean Tomb Raider 1 & 2 with lots of beer and munchies could be fun.
If your friends are happy geeks, there is always the joy of the LAN Party.
Whatever it is, overdo it. Between 18 and 30, it's not a good birthday party if you and at least half the partygoers don't wake up the next day wondering when the herd of sheep came and shit in your mouth before stomping on your head and you don't have something really embarrassing to talk about for a few weeks. Just don't get yourself put in either jail or the hospital. That's right out. No fun.
Definately the nudie bar.
Followed by pool.
Drunken kareoke is always a blast....
Or if you and your friends are on a tight budget, Boob Raider, uh I mean Tomb Raider 1 & 2 with lots of beer and munchies could be fun.
If your friends are happy geeks, there is always the joy of the LAN Party.
Whatever it is, overdo it. Between 18 and 30, it's not a good birthday party if you and at least half the partygoers don't wake up the next day wondering when the herd of sheep came and shit in your mouth before stomping on your head and you don't have something really embarrassing to talk about for a few weeks. Just don't get yourself put in either jail or the hospital. That's right out. No fun.
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by Stichboy » Mon Oct 04, 2004 5:46 pm
I mean on- or off-world , hell any world is good enough.
Good suggestions, keep em coming.
Drunken karaoke is a no no thou...
Good suggestions, keep em coming.
Drunken karaoke is a no no thou...
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