FBI Shinanagains

[Firia]

I have GOT to share this with as many people as possable!

I got home late last night (friday night), and hopped online to check my e-mail, among other things, and this fool messages me over ICQ. Well, Hillarity ensued. I'll let you all read.

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ICQ History Log For: Firia #######
And Johnny K******

Started on Fri Mar 14 23:24:21 2003

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Johnny: hello

Firia: Hola. ^_^

Johnny: whats up
Johnny: so whats your a/s/l

Firia: well that answers that. ^_^ I was going to ask if I knew you. ^_^

Johnny: i don't think you do

Firia: I see I see. Well, I direct you to my profile thingy. ^_^

Johnny: so what is ur a/s/l
Johnny: your 21 ok
Johnny: and a female
Johnny: sweet you work of the FBI ?

(Note; my ICQ profile says I'm an X-files fanatic, and I jokingly put FBI as my profession :mrgreen)

Firia: perhaps. ^_^

Johnny: sweet

Johnny: have you killed anybody ?

Firia: Um, no. ^_^;

Johnny: damn i have
Johnny: i am in a gang

Firia: Lovely.

Johnny: yeah
Johnny: hey i'll just go if you are in law enforcement
Johnny: cause i don't like cops or anybody who is like a cop

Firia: you realise of course that admitting to me that you've killed a person means I can file a notice to the DoMP (Deparpment of Missing Persons), and a team of investigators could be out on your door step in a couple of days.

Firia: Imagine that.

Johnny: na i don't give a rip

Johnny: i'll just shoot them all

Firia: you do that.

Johnny: i will

Firia: Be seeing you soon deary.

Johnny: bring it

(now watch him panic and try to save face. )

Johnny: have fun going throw my dad who is a fbi guy too
Johnny: and do you think i would join a gang if my dad is a fbi guy? i don't think so
Johnny: my dad would come after me or maybe even arrest me
Johnny: and i am serious
Johnny: knowing me i am a wimp to join a gang or mess wit police

Firia: your story doesn't match up my friend. I'll let the investigators handle the semantics. This conversation will go in my report too.

Johnny: ok
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And there it ended. I could get SO busted for impersonating an officer. I was pretty close to asking for his dads badge ID number for my, "report"

[Tir_McDohl]

Priceless. Almost makes me want to go back to using ICQ. Ok, not really. Still hilarious, though.

[Xtrophic]

ICQ History Log For: Firia #######
And Johnny K******

Would that be Knoxville?

[DethAngel]

And there it ended. I could get SO busted for impersonating an officer. I was pretty close to asking for his dads badge ID number for my, "report"

HAHA. He whipped out the "well my dad's a...." line. Classic!

Poor kid is probably all scared now. As he should be!

[Firia]

ICQ History Log For: Firia #######
And Johnny K******

Would that be Knoxville?

Um, how did you know? ^_^;

[Recombinant]

omfg wtf how can you do that?! >>; I'm so calling my dad (he's a lawyer) and he's gonna sue you and arrest you and and and... stuff


I'm in a gang you know,
Johnny K

=O