Official GSP Quotes Thread

[Ashval]

Did somebody say a funny at a GSP show? Share it here to their embarrassment!

Please avoid posting any private information or anything that you think someone would be offended by. Use common sense and keep the thread light-hearted.

(Our GSP-AO thread seems to have disappeared somehow during the merger, but we salvaged the quotes in the database and have added them into this thread which will be used for both AO and TSW going forward!)

[Antu]

*gasp* A GSP quotes thread...that I didn't start? I shall surely have to follow Innari around harvesting quotes when I get in-game.

[Innari]

*gasp* A GSP quotes thread...that I didn't start? I shall surely have to follow Innari around harvesting quotes when I get in-game.

Oh dear.

[Vallikat]

I wouldn't normally post from Cabal chat but this one was too funny to pass up.

Sam Krieg to me: "You're fucked from page 1!"
*returns from cutscene to see what I may have missed in Cabal chat (hoping for happier tidings than what Sam had for me)*
Ashval: "Valli, when Kira and I are on Vaca, you'll be in charge, no pressure though."

Wow. Here's hoping that Sam is not Omniscient.

[Meenstreek]

I wouldn't normally post from Cabal chat but this one was too funny to pass up.

Sam Krieg to me: "You're fucked from page 1!"
*returns from cutscene to see what I may have missed in Cabal chat (hoping for happier tidings than what Sam had for me)*
Ashval: "Valli, when Kira and I are on Vaca, you'll be in charge, no pressure though."

Wow. Here's hoping that Sam is not Omniscient.

Hahahaha, what great timing . I think you'll be fine .

[Talidro]

Dunno, you should see the shenanigans we pull in the Dancers even when she IS around ;-P

[Vallikat]

Dunno, you should see the shenanigans we pull in the Dancers even when she IS around ;-P

Shush you!!

[Ashval]

Well played Mawerick...well played...

[Cabal] [Ashval]: Oh, stop being a follower. Tell him he sounds like ass.
[Cabal] [Ashval]:
[Cabal] [*Mawerick]: ...
[Cabal] [*Mawerick]: All right.
[Cabal] [*Mawerick]: You sound like Ash, Meenie

[Meenstreek]

Well played Mawerick...well played...

[Cabal] [Ashval]: Oh, stop being a follower. Tell him he sounds like ass.
[Cabal] [Ashval]:
[Cabal] [*Mawerick]: ...
[Cabal] [*Mawerick]: All right.
[Cabal] [*Mawerick]: You sound like Ash, Meenie

epic!

[DJ-Narcotic]

[Polon]: i finsh tier 2 dont now where i have this skil
To [Polon]: what?
Never responded


[General] [Humanitarian]: I can slay the gods but accidently brush against a freaking security laser,,,, poof instint death

Epic

[DJ-Narcotic]

[General] [Wolfenstrike]: what are the hotel rooms for?
[General] [Kagemane]: sleeping
[General] [Rand]: mainly RPing id guess, but one mission requires it as well
[General] [Wolfenstrike]: and how does sleep benefit me?
[General] [Rand]: well, you would be less tired
[General] [Kagemane]: gives you a cool buff
[General] [Wolfenstrike]: oh
[General] [Wolfenstrike]: and how can I sleep?
[General] [Kagemane]: try /sleep
[General] [Wolfenstrike]: I'm asleep backwards... and I don't see any change...
[General] [Kagemane]: lol sorry i was being sarcastic
[General] [Wolfenstrike]: lol
[General] [Wolfenstrike]: so... if I stay here by logging out, does that give me any boost in xp or something?
[General] [Kagemane]: no

so gullible

[Kirasha]

[*The-Canadian]: Your only as old as you let yourself be? I dunno, read that on a flyer.
[Shikky]: Only as old as the person you feel... anyone under 30 around to be felt?

[Ashval]

[Cabal] [Cherri]: NOW
[Cabal] [Shadowvixen]: go tit

[Antu]

Well played Mawerick...well played...

[Cabal] [Ashval]: Oh, stop being a follower. Tell him he sounds like ass.
[Cabal] [Ashval]:
[Cabal] [*Mawerick]: ...
[Cabal] [*Mawerick]: All right.
[Cabal] [*Mawerick]: You sound like Ash, Meenie

See more on Know Your Meme

[Shikome]

[*The-Canadian]: Your only as old as you let yourself be? I dunno, read that on a flyer.
[Shikky]: Only as old as the person you feel... anyone under 30 around to be felt?

Hey! I made a quote, go me

[DJ-Narcotic]

[General] [Saetet-ta]: hes trying to drug us and force us to shave cats.. get him.

[DJ-Narcotic]

[General] [Khare-butu]: Its like watching a bunny orgasm.
[General] [Saetet-ta]: just makes you wanna pet it.. like a kitteh.

[Ashval]

[Cabal] [Dynamiks]: all I get from funcom was pussy
[Cabal] [Kirasha]: Same here.
[Cabal] [Ashval]: You wanted the pussy, Kira.
[Cabal] [Kirasha]: I did.
[Cabal] [Dynamiks]:

[DJ-Narcotic]

[General] [Deathadder]: I think in this economy.....Everyone's for sale
[General] [Deathadder]: That's how I met your Mom

i love daemon dim

[Antu]

[#gridstream] [Didaskalos]: She was saying something about fog rolling in off the Atlantic. *shrug* She's in Maine, right? It's probably nothing.
[#gridstream] [*Jezebelle]: Yeah, coincidences only /seem/ to be conspiracies. Therey
[#gridstream] [*Riakoo]: o.O
[#gridstream] [*Jezebelle]: There's very rarly any real conspiracy at work.
[#gridstream] [*Riakoo]: the drag are attacking Innari!?


I just have this image in my head of Innari running like hell from a crowd of Ru Pauls now.