5 Answers we've all been waiting for.....

[Aakasha]

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for "suck here".


Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but "down under."

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they
take your house and car with them.


Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...

BONUS QUESTION & ANSWER

Q: What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.

[Shigy]

rofl

[Screaminfu]

awesome, gonna show these to people who haven't been blessed by the internet yet

[Ceryn]

People not blessed by the internet?



UNBELIEVERS! burn them! burrrrn theeemmmm!

[Narcotic]

LOL

What's the Internet?

[Vallikat]

I dunno. I think it's something Al Gore conjured up in his basement.

[Dasubervixen]

omg! Those are so funny. I sent them to all my friends.

[Jugsmalone]

I am still laughing.... and some of those are so so true..