You Know You're A Geek When...

[Innari]

... you've just started teaching yourself basic coding and writing the following elicits a full on happy dance:

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OpenConsole()
a.l = 1
b.l = 2
PrintN("A = " + Str(a))
PrintN("B = " + Str(b))
PrintN("")
If a > b
PrintN("A is Greater than B")
ElseIf b > a
PrintN("B is Greater than A")
ElseIf a = b
PrintN("A is Equal to B")
Else
PrintN("The values for A and/or B are not Legal.")
EndIf
Repeat
  Delay(1)
Until Inkey() <> ""

[Ceryn]

*smiles* tha's ma girl...

we'll make a coder out of you yet

[Innari]

I failed to mention that it actually returned

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B is Greater than A

successfully!

[Shigy]

I have to post this...its my own madness that I wrote down a while ago...

1. When you see a strobe light going you think damm time to get a new video card.
2. When your freind has been on holidays you ask them if they have any screenshots.
3. When you see water you are amazed at the reflection quality.
4. When you venture outside you are looking for the brightness control on life.
5. You always wish to add elements of games into real life.
6. You think n00b should be in the dictionary but wonder what the word exercise means.
7. You think names like l33t h4ck0r are normal but you think Patrica is strange.
8. You think it would be cool to be a vampire because then you would have an excuse not to go out in that awful sunlight.
9. You spend more time talking to one of your freinds on the internet than everybody in the real world combined.
10. You always describe what you are going to do by saying "Me is going to do..."
11. You see movies before there out in the cinemas.
12. You can be up to 3 O'clock in the morning with ease but waking up at 10 O'clock in the morning is painfull.
13. You think of anything with Caffeine in it as sleep in a bottle.
14. You think of sleeping as your standby time between games.
15. You see how many times you can say name in a row to set off there IRC heighlights.

[Neoagent]

randslap {
if ($1) {
var %s = $read(script\txt\slaps.txt,n)
if (%s) { [ [ $gettok(%s,2-,58) ] ] }
else { me slaps $iif($1 == $me,himself,$1) around a bit with a large trout }
}
}

[Neoagent]

I have to post this...its my own madness that I wrote down a while ago...

1. When you see a strobe light going you think damm time to get a new video card.
(Done it)
2. When your freind has been on holidays you ask them if they have any screenshots.
(Done it.)
3. When you see water you are amazed at the reflection quality.
(Always)
4. When you venture outside you are looking for the brightness control on life.
(I invented one, go back inside)
5. You always wish to add elements of games into real life.
(mmm, bunnie suits)
6. You think n00b should be in the dictionary but wonder what the word exercise means.
(I call my boss a noob at least 4 times a day)
7. You think names like l33t h4ck0r are normal but you think Patrica is strange.
(This I dont relate too)
8. You think it would be cool to be a vampire because then you would have an excuse not to go out in that awful sunlight.
(I have an excuse, I work IT!)
9. You spend more time talking to one of your freinds on the internet than everybody in the real world combined.
(Im on ventrilo and irc at work... </convo>)
10. You always describe what you are going to do by saying "Me is going to do..."
(/me punches you)
11. You see movies before there out in the cinemas.
(Duh)
12. You can be up to 3 O'clock in the morning with ease but waking up at 10 O'clock in the morning is painfull.
(I work til 2am)
13. You think of anything with Caffeine in it as sleep in a bottle.
(I think of anything without caffine as sleep in a bottle)
14. You think of sleeping as your standby time between games.
(Work/sleep, yea same thing)
15. You see how many times you can say name in a row to set off there
IRC heighlights.
(I'm on 6 irc servers.. SHIGYSHIGY SHIGY SHIG SHIG SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIGY!)

[Gemmikins]

heheheh I know where I fall XD

2. When your freind has been on holidays you ask them if they have any screenshots.
5. You always wish to add elements of games into real life.
8. You think it would be cool to be a vampire because then you would have an excuse not to go out in that awful sunlight.
9. You spend more time talking to one of your freinds on the internet than everybody in the real world combined.
10. You always describe what you are going to do by saying "Me is going to do..."
12. You can be up to 3 O'clock in the morning with ease but waking up at 10 O'clock in the morning is painfull.
13. You think of anything with Caffeine in it as sleep in a bottle.
14. You think of sleeping as your standby time between games.

Think also i do a lot of references to camping while waiting for things
like this weekend waiting on the bus "It will spawn when it want's too *bus spawns* quick kill it!"
to which me and stickscrat fall over laughing at said comment XD