Fight night

[Myz_Lilith]

Results of the "battles" hosted by JC Orion during the Funcom Birthday Bash:

ROUND ONE! Live from the Atlantean dimension

Pre-game warm up matches:
GSP Director Veldron (13 - 7) ARK CR Director Bekrowe
Tarkham Zora (8 - 7) Simon Silverstone

The main event:
All matches were suggested by the audience. The first four are classed as "Winner Fights" and their creators won presents. All others are "Select Event" fights that did not win presents for the people that suggested them, but were still good for fights. For each fight, a prize was awarded to one person randomly selected from all those that voted for the winning side.

Leetzilla defeated Tarasque in the Battle of the Cute Frightening Monsters...
Leetzilla (16 - 7) Tarasque
Winner for suggesting Fight: Saibal
Vote Winner: Comra

Mahatma Gandhi defeated "Macho Man" Randy Savage in the Battle of the Horribly Mismatched...
Muhatma Ghandi (16 - 9) "Macho Man" Randy Savage
Winner for suggesting Fight: Demesthenos
Vote Winner: Coanunn

The Rollerrat defeated Rob Schneider in the Battle of the Annoying Things You Want To Squash...
Winner for suggesting Fight: Trgeorge
The Rollerrat (12 - 7) Rob Schneider
Vote Winner: Onniando

A Bottle of Beer defeated ARK CR Assistant Director Cheoptera in the Battle of Reason to Smite JC for...
Winner for suggesting Fight: Spctraderawr
Bottle of Beer (17 - 9) CR Assistant Director Cheoptera
Vote Winner: Susde

JC Orion and JC Orion ended in a draw in the Battle of the Mirror...
JC Orion (20 - 20) JayCee Orion
Match was a draw.
Vote Winner: Savlar

A Knife-Wielding Ninja Monkey defeeated GSP DJ Lykeios in the Battle of Something You'd Want To See...
A Knife-Wielding Ninja Money (22 - 9) GSP DJ Lykeios
Vote Winner: Twistwist

Team Aztur defeated all other ToTW Bosses to retain the Temple of Three Winds Championship in the Handicap Tag Match...
Team Aztur (20 - 10) The Rest
* Team Aztur retains the ToTW Championship(Team Aztur = Uklesh the Frozen, Khalum, Aztur the Immortal)
(The Rest = Windcaller Yatila, The Reanimator, The Curator, The Defender of the Three, Nematet the Custodian of Time, Lien the Memorystalker, the Guardian of Tomorrow, Gartua the Doorkeeper)
Vote Winner: Misdiagnosis

GM Vichen defeated Mr Rogers in the Battle of Old Men...
GM Vichen (21 - 11) Mr Fred Rogers
Vote Winner: Twinke

Muhammad Ali defeated Rocky Balboa in the Battle of Boxing Legends...
Muhammad Ali (20 - 12) Rocky Balboa
Vote Winner: Tadoxx

And in the main event, George Lucas defeated William Shatner in the Battle of Sci-Fi Icons!
George Lucas (21 - 20) William Shatner
* Result was recounted, originally (23-20) but two were found to be multiple votes.
Vote Winners: Nevad (Losing Voter), Jaymoney (Wildcard Winner), Chunleeh, Masterpuppet, Critilina (Winning Voters)
Although that's only because I didn't get back in time to vote. Remember kids, your vote is important!

Jcorion shouts: I have been your Fight Night announcer, Michael "JC" Buffer. I hope you've enjoyed the fights just as much as I have moderating them.
And remember to get your vote on the next time you hear the words...
"LEEEET'S GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

(In other words, more to come so stay tuned in!)

[Myz_Lilith]

ROUND TWO: Live from the Rimor dimension

Pre-game warm up matches:
ARK CR Director Bekrowe (10 - 9) ARK CR Assistant Director Cheoptera
Neutrals (7), Omni-Tek(6), Kyr'ozch(3), Clans(0) - Fatal fourway match

The main event:
As on the previous night, all matches were suggested by the audience. The first four are classed as "Winner Fights" and their creators won presents. All others are "Select Event" fights that did not win presents for the people that suggested them, but were still good for fights. For each fight, a prize was awarded to one person randomly selected from all those that voted for the winning side.

The Yuttos defeated the Redeemed in the Battle of the Shadowlands Pacifists...
The Yuttos (23 - 5) The Redeemed

The New Player defeated the ARK Greeter in the Battle of the Newbies...
New Player (13 - 9) ARK Greeter

Bruce Lee defeated Tom Cruise in the Battle of the Fight You Want to See...
Bruce Lee (23 - 3) Tom Cruise
Obviously the actual winner in this fight was Chuck Norris. This was just the battle to see who came second.
Chuck Norris in fact won all the fights listed simply by being Chuck Norris. And all those not listed. And those not even dreamt up yet. All of them.

The Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man defeated ARK Bugs Assistant Director Eponyx in the Battle of Neo Olde Rubi-Ka...
Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man (9 - 8 ) ARK Bugs & Exploits Assistant Director Eponyx

The Leet defeated the Reet in the Battle of the Cute...
Leet (18 - 7) Reet

The GSP Dancers defeated the GSP DJs in the Battle of Gridstream...
GSP Dancers (17 - 14) GSP DJs
Vallikat & Traanse acted as representatives to receive the results; Vallikat's arm was raised in triumph.
Yes, we fully acknowledge that without Gridstream Productions and the DJs there would BE no GSP Dancers. But we fight dirty. And train extensively in jello wrestling on a nightly basis...

The Opifex won the Battle of the Breeds to become Breed Champions...
Opifex (11), Solitus (9), Atrox (6), Nanomage (3)
Fatal fourway match

DJ Traanse defeated DJ Psykotropik in the Battle of the Lime Jello...
GSP DJ Traanse (12 - 4) GSP DJ Psykotropik
Psykotropik can take some consolation in the fact that she was no longer around to defend herself at this point so the fight may have been rather one-sided, especially since Traanse was threatening to throw anybody that voted against her off the roof...

Epicine defeated Tarryk in the Battle of the Karma Inquisition...
Epicine (17 - 5) GSP CEO Tarryk
Smackity smack

...And in our main event, George Lucas defeated William Shatner to retain his crown in the Battle of the Sci-Fi Icons, Part II - the rematch!
George Lucas (17 - 16) William Shatner
FIX! Sacrilege! and definite proof that JC Orion is under the influence of the Sith

Voter Winners: Advybeastt, Agentnil, Armydayl, Cdogg423, Ciassene, Dancing, Grimsleep, Ignoruall, Kittenslayer, Marcesa, Mharie, Mrsmoto, Opivellie, Pengwynn, Serenaluna, Shuzzy, Sirbob, Soleena9, Uriam, Widowmaker, Xurinblaster.

Message from JC Orion:
I have been your Fight Night announcer, Michael "JC" Buffer. I hope you have enjoyed the fights as much as I have moderating them.
The next time we may be doing the Fight Nights will likely be this Halloween. Until then, remember to get your vote on next time you here the phrase...
"LLLEEEEEEEEEEEEET'S GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

[Vallikat]

The GSP Dancers defeated the GSP DJs in the Battle of Gridstream...
GSP Dancers (17 - 14) GSP DJs
Vallikat & Traanse acted as representatives to receive the results; Vallikat's arm was raised in triumph.
Yes, we fully acknowledge that without Gridstream Productions and the DJs there would BE no GSP Dancers. But we fight dirty. And train extensively in jello wrestling on a nightly basis...

Dancers Rule and DJ's Drool!!*









* Especially if the Dancer happens to be an Opi female and the DJ happens to be Veldron.

[Reet]

Oh, that's so totally rigged. I hereby *insist* that Traanse and Psykotropik get together in real life to wrestle in a tub of lime jello. On camera, of course, so we can see who'd REALLY win. My money's on Psyko.

[Traanse]

*bans Reet from any contests during Anarchy in the RK*