DJJake, or What REALLY Happened to the Stream Last Week....
Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 6:48 am(Reposted from my journal for folks who aren't blog readers)
One day, Jake was sitting around in his prison bored, so he decided to become a GSP DJ. DJJake, the Snakiest DJ ever! He'd hit the airwaves with music RubiKa had never heard before! He'd be a sensation!
So, escaping his imprisonment, he first headed down to check out the computer connections and his captor's CD collection. With a gasp, : "Grand Funk Railroad is NOT Funk, lady!" he chided his warden DJ.
He checked his mic levels, as he has seen others do many times. After some initial difficulty in fitting the headset onto his head, he was ready to go.
He kicked Psykotropic off the stream and cleared his throat, ready to share his story with all of Rubi Ka.
Alas, the stream died right as he was getting to the good part, and he wondered "What the hell is a Sound File Loop?"
Then his captors returned and came into the room, wondering what he was doing with their "Polka for the Ages" CDs, and he knew the jig was up.
He made his way back to his prison to elude discovery...
From now on, he'll content himself by posting on the GSP forums instead:
One day, Jake was sitting around in his prison bored, so he decided to become a GSP DJ. DJJake, the Snakiest DJ ever! He'd hit the airwaves with music RubiKa had never heard before! He'd be a sensation!
So, escaping his imprisonment, he first headed down to check out the computer connections and his captor's CD collection. With a gasp, : "Grand Funk Railroad is NOT Funk, lady!" he chided his warden DJ.
He checked his mic levels, as he has seen others do many times. After some initial difficulty in fitting the headset onto his head, he was ready to go.
He kicked Psykotropic off the stream and cleared his throat, ready to share his story with all of Rubi Ka.
Alas, the stream died right as he was getting to the good part, and he wondered "What the hell is a Sound File Loop?"
Then his captors returned and came into the room, wondering what he was doing with their "Polka for the Ages" CDs, and he knew the jig was up.
He made his way back to his prison to elude discovery...
From now on, he'll content himself by posting on the GSP forums instead:
Jake looks to be doing great Foxy! And you know he's welcome to hijack the stream should he want to 
