...anyway, the piano (see above) and the trolly (above) went to buy some music together. Brittney Spears was there doing an in-store promotion for her new CD. She handed one to Trolly, and just as Trolly took it, Johnny Cash appeared is a puff of smoke!
He slapped the CD out of Trolly's hand, said "you don't need that, son", and then proceeded to open a...
...and beat the living snot out of Brittney for being a no-talent gutter slut.
There was much rejoicing, and the everyone cheered.
Trolly and Piano thought this was all a little too exciting for them. As Johnny nodded a lit up an after-ass-kicking smoke, they decided to go...