[Humor] Comedy Corner

[Caliana]

Tim Russ explains Star Wars Day

As a lego lover, this was both awesome (because it looks like a live action version of the movie for a second), and a little distraught watching this one
Giant Star Wars LEGO Super Star Destroyer Shattered at 1000 fps

blinded by a moon

[Caliana]

Ugh. Kids these days. >.<


Some of the comments are the best though




Ironically the porn stars become A-list celebrities, and celebrities turn into porn stars.


I don't watch boxing, but I have several friends who are seriously into boxing, MMA, etc. They weren't too happy about that who Pac-mayweather fight.
Mayweather boxing be like

[Caliana]

I was amused at these, and I was even happier when I saw that Shaq himself tweeted: "Whoever makes me the best meme of me bustin my ass (like this one) wins $500 cash. Go. #shaqtinafall "
Shaq falling memes

Nice Kitty

father finds letter

Bad Lip Reading presents: Game of Thrones

I need one of these.



taiwanese girl plays 3 instruments

[Caliana]

Anna Kendrick's deepest shower thoughts

why is there a game stuck to my ceiling



Yeah, that's why I do it.. >.>

[Dharzee]

Anna Kendrick's deepest shower thoughts

This may be a stupid question but was I the only one curious to see if there was photographic evidence that she was having these thoughts while in the shower?

[Shigy]

Anna Kendrick's deepest shower thoughts

This may be a stupid question but was I the only one curious to see if there was photographic evidence that she was having these thoughts while in the shower?

I don't think you can photograph thoughts yet.
I liked the Birth certificate being a baby receipt.

[Caliana]

Anna Kendrick's deepest shower thoughts

This may be a stupid question but was I the only one curious to see if there was photographic evidence that she was having these thoughts while in the shower?

I don't think you can photograph thoughts yet.
I liked the Birth certificate being a baby receipt.

I don't think it's the thoughts he wants photographs of... >.>



On a random note, found a listing of 22 Amazing rings. #8 has DJ rings ^.^

[Shigy]

hehe

[Caliana]

Tosh.0 he ain't got time for your shit

[Caliana]

this is.. weird. And I keep wanting to pick the pepperonis off.

[Caliana]

*PHONESLAP* This amuses me more than it should{InuXBoku SS} Don't Talk

[Shigy]

Not so much comedy but it is cool.
Rule 63 aka gender swapped Avengers

[Caliana]

I think he's single now

[Caliana]

shoulda gone to Mr. Roger's neighborhood.


I try not to get too political here, but this is an amusing comic spoofing those right to turn away people for religious objections. I had a similar thought when I first read stories about it.


An accurate representation of talking to your animals


And speaking of talking to animals...

[Shigy]

Love the animal ones

[Caliana]

I love British phrases, especially swears and the like


From Tosh.0 blog
Ride's over, lady


And now for a blond joke:

"An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy ... do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times"...

[Shigy]

That horse kick to the face made me wince. Being kicked by a horse is never going to be good but in the face is not going to end well.

The British phrases were interesting. Most I know either because Aussies use them as well or from British tv show. The only one I was dubious about was pants being panties?

[Caliana]

I usually hear knickers used instead, but apparently pants mean the underwear, not the outterwear over there.
http://www.effingpot.com/clothing.shtml


Women dropping polite hints in historical art

[Shigy]

Knickers I've heard plenty of times. Usually the older generations but still.

[Caliana]

Reviews of Kim Kardashians selfie book

clown escalator humor