I had this funny thought about the "would you have sex with a prostitute without paying for it" thing. I thought of a parody of one of those commercials where they're like "for only 10 cents a day, you can feed these starving children".
We were talking about ruining songs for people at I think Noph's show. A friend showed me this, and I managed to use it to ruin tetris for another friend (one needs only to begin to hum this and he goes off on a string of profanity)
Thief on phone with Dragon HQ: “Yes I’m on my way. Yes I have the Pampers. Tell that creepy kid if one more butterfly pees on my shoulder as a reminder, violence will ensue.”