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Pretend I'm living in Kansas City, Missouri. Pretend that I want to drive to Victoria, Australia, maybe visit our wonderful Aussies Dynamiks and Shigy. (Yes, I know you all don't live that close but we're pretending, ok?) Here's my theoritical journey, mapped out already by Google Maps! No, I didn't do this but I thought it was hilarious.

http://maps.google.com.au/maps?f=d&sour ... e=UTF8&z=2

96. Kayak across the Pacific Ocean
Entering Australia (Northern Territory)

3,358 mi

OMG SO MUCH WIN

15,159 mi – about 55 days 12 hours

Umm... Have fun? *pft!*

Take exit 豊田ＪＣＴ toward 東海環状・伊勢湾岸道・豊田東出口・土岐ＪＣＴ・四日市・新名神

lmao, I guess it would take forever to recognize that sign.

*imagines Sammy pulling out at every single road sign to check if it´s one she has to follow*

Awesome

There are no words to befit the OMGness of that trip!!

Nice want to pick me up a couple of cute japanese girls on the way through japan?

Will they fit in you kayak, Shigy?

Kayaking across the Pacific? That's an improvement. Didn't they use to tell you to swim across seas?

roflmao

Either way, exhaustion would ensue. I did mess around a bit with this, seeing what it would say to go to Manila in the Phillipines and Singapore, just to see what it would do .....

Thegan wrote:

Take exit 豊田ＪＣＴ toward 東海環状・伊勢湾岸道・豊田東出口・土岐ＪＣＴ・四日市・新名神

lmao, I guess it would take forever to recognize that sign.

*imagines Sammy pulling out at every single road sign to check if it´s one she has to follow*

Awesome

HAHAHA I would too! "Oh wait, wrong way, there's a line in this character and not in that one, let's check the sign below it...."

ValliKat wrote:Will they fit in you kayak, Shigy?

yeah one each end

Promius wrote:Kayaking across the Pacific? That's an improvement. Didn't they use to tell you to swim across seas?

Yes they did. Kayaking is definitely an improvement!

Maybe someday you'll get to rent an actual seaworthy craft! (Or perhaps....even fly!)

I see alot of toll roads on that trip
remember to take some spare change

Yeah, about 50 USD worth I'm sure....I wonder, will that weigh my kayak down do ya think?

LOL

Samalicious wrote:Yeah, about 50 USD worth I'm sure....I wonder, will that weigh my kayak down do ya think?

LOL

Not unless you take it in like 10 cent pieces or something

Of course, they'd all require exact change, so it would have to mostly be in various coins. A variety of different currencies, even.

I suspect they'll eventually replace the kayak when they make their deals with all the airlines so they can direct you to and from the airports with the correct information to get you there in time for an available flight. Give or take an hour or three.

This way is more fun, though. Except for all the shows you'd miss while paddling that kayak. Unless you could figure out a way to get a decent internet connection, a steady power source, and a waterproof notebook onto that kayak. That would be too long to go without GSP.

Seriously, waaay too long!