[Humor] Comedy Corner

[Shigy]

Awesome on both posts Dharz

[Shigy]

A lonely spinster, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She decided to put an ad in the local paper that read: "HUSBAND WANTED, must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me, and must still be good in bed! All applicants apply in person".

On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay she opened the door to see a grey haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs. The woman said "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you... you have no legs!" The old man smiled: "Therefore I cannot run around on you!"

She snorted: "You don't have any hands either!" Again the old man smiled "Nor can I beat you!"

She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently: "Are you still good in bed?" With that, the old gentleman beamed a broad smile: "Rang the doorbell didn't I?"

[Caliana]

I found something that I'm not sure if it's scarier, or sexier (or both) than that monster outfit in game:
monster body paint

[Shigy]

Scarier. Definitely scarier

[Dharzee]

Wow, they did an awesome job on making that look 3-D.

[Caliana]

The 31 Worst Things That Have Ever Happened To Design

25 Times NSFW Cakes Were The Only Way To Say It

37 Things Only British People Will Find Amusing (some of these aren't all that British, or even British exclusive, but #3 made me giggle

[The Oubliette]

[Ashval]

Bahahahaha!

[Lia]

I love you for that, Oubs.

[Caliana]

[Ashval]

[Shigy]

Nice

[Caliana]

"The family dog is a terrible babysitter

[Shigy]

Harry Potter stuffs

[Caliana]

It's true

[Shigy]

[Caliana]

How to cuddle like you mean it

[Caliana]

Toasters are a bit... shady

[Shigy]

[Caliana]

found this and chuckled