Please let me know what camel toads are and how I might be able to tell if he is smoking, taking or licking them.
Laughed so hard I sprayed coffee over my laptop...
And now insert "toe" for "toad":
* How to tell if he is smoking them:
Screams of pain might be an indicator.
* How to tell if he is taking them:
I doubt you can actually take them and carry them around in your wallet. At least not the real ones...
* How to tell if he is licking them:
If he is doing it at the pool with everybody to watch I guess someone will tell the story sooner or later.