By now, everyone should know the name Captain Kirk. Well, my Uncle had the (unfortunate) honour of being a Captain Kirk, except this was in the real world, in the Australian army. He was so called (and as such, majorly paid out!) for 6 years. The person who apparently gave him the most crap about it was a unit member by the name Tina Turner (not the black singer!)
And here is a pick of what Captain Kirk really looks like
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