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A Turkey Day Laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 4:16 pm
by Prymalrage
So we have the Turkey finishing thawing to cook later. Yes we prefer to cook it late and pick it clean for Turkey Pie (wife makes a fantastic crust and gravy). The funny part is that she got a breast only and did not realize it until she removed the wrapper. I was kidding around and told her it was one of the new genetically engineered turkeys special for Thanksgiving. It was born without legs and wings and raised in a nest on radioactive corn and grain only. When she started to look at it suspiciously, I had to laugh and told her “Come on Hun, I am just kidding, look at the wrapper it is a breast only”. I was then wearing the wrapper for a few minutes…ROFL.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 4:21 pm
by bratitude
LMAO Good Times! :)

PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 4:48 pm
by Vallikat
Ah turkey day laughs!

I hope you enjoy it Whisper! I suspect that's the only breast you're going to be seeing for awhile!!

PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:35 pm
by Samalicious
LMAO!!

I bought some turkey like that not too long ago, thinking I was just getting a small turkey. However, I didn't make anyone wear the wrapper when I found out otherwise. I didn't have anyone telling me all that about radioactive grain and corn either LOL

Re: A Turkey Day Laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 9:34 am
by Kriegshammer
Whispernwind wrote:....new genetically engineered turkeys special for Thanksgiving. It was born without legs and wings and raised in a nest on radioactive corn and grain only....


Nice :D
I'd never have thought of such a weird explanation!

PostPosted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:07 am
by Shigy
lol good line of bulshit you have there :)

PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:27 am
by wyllfritsche
:)

tg

PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 5:13 am
by Joanwilder
Hahaha!