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I am not...

PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:15 pm
by Innari
...going to make it through this day alive.


I just spent 2 hours on the phone doing a remote access control with a customer who...no joke...asked me the following question:

"Where in the alphabet is the letter 'w'?"


:shock:


Could someone please shoot me.

PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:39 pm
by Drhecate
lmao... wow. ( yup work sucks, and people who suck.. make it suck even more! )

*hugs*

PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 10:13 pm
by Narcotic
*snuggles Dani tight*

Re: I am not...

PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 10:24 pm
by Takashisan
Danyoo wrote:...going to make it through this day alive.


I just spent 2 hours on the phone doing a remote access control with a customer who...no joke...asked me the following question:

"Where in the alphabet is the letter 'w'?"


:shock:


Could someone please shoot me.

No, but I'll shoot the caller for asking such an idiotic question.

*huggles Dani tightly*

PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:37 am
by Darth Bootay
The proper response is "Four from the end in recitation, between e and q on the keyboard, please report to the airlock for further instruction".

PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:40 am
by Nova
Answer to the caller: Sir I am sorry to inform you, you have a Id10t error. What I would like you to do is to pack the system in the box as it came and send it back. You are too stupid to own or use it.

PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:44 am
by Mrsnanomaker
love it Nova the ID ten T error is great so it ITMAC error :)
(Inbetween the Monitor and the chair)


*Hugs Dani* It will be ok hun all of us have idiot Customers in our Lives.

PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 3:28 am
by Nexeus
what you should have told him - "Somewhere between a and z"

PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 3:30 am
by Innari
Thanks guys. I did actually make it through the day...but holy freakin' A....

Today must have been "If your an idiot, please dial extension 40758 and Danielle will be more than happy to assist you.." day.

PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 3:47 am
by Nicodar
Danyoo wrote:Thanks guys. I did actually make it through the day...but holy freakin' A....

Today must have been "If your an idiot, please dial extension 40758 and Danielle will be more than happy to assist you.." day.


Could be worse. Like your "boss" could be a complete idiotic moron that no one likes or respects and only has the job because no one else wants it and who used to get locked in a storage closet by people when he wasn't a foreman.