Veldron - Die!

[Boinky]

Oh err how would you die?

You are blown to smithereens when your fun loving co-worker fills a whoopee cushion with nitroglycerin.

[FoxyJama]

A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body.

Kick ass!

[Lauri]

While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours.

Gee, THANKS guys!

[Tarryk]

Dude awesome.

While you're driving on the freeway, a van in front of you swerves, and a ladder strapped to the top of the van comes loose. The ladder crashes through your windshield at high speed and crushes your face.

O.O

Kickass.

[Boinky]

Tarryk - facial destruction - kind of fitting

Hmm my real name...

A crazed man on the golf course beats you to death with a golf club.
ouch

[Joshuwa]

"After years of mistreating telemarketers, your lifeless and battered body is found next to a bloodied telephone handset."

LOL

[Merkaba]

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You mistakenly park in a handicap spot in the grocery store parking lot. You lifeless body is found shortly thereafter covered in an intricate criss-cross of wheelchair tracks.

Lmfao..

[Mivat]

My real name yielded this result:

While you're walking down a busy street, a suicidal maniac jumps from an apartment window thirty stories above you. Unfortunately for both of you, the maniac lands directly on you. You're crushed to death, and the suicidal maniac walks away unscathed.

hehe

[Reet]

You are beaten to death by a group of thugs in a dark alley.

Aww man. You guys get all the cool deaths.

[Reet]

Oddly enough, I got the same result with my real name... (which isn't Reet, though I'm told that is in fact a real female Dutch name.)

[Takashisan]

You're caught cheating at miniature golf and are beaten to death with a small windmill.

[Vallikat]

Real Name, real age:

A disgruntled sandwich shop employee puts a razor blade onto your sandwich. The razor deeply cuts your mouth and tongue numerous times, and you nervously choke to death on your own blood.

Real name, Vallikat's age (25):

While standing in line at a fast food joint, you take too much time deliberating on your order. A very hungry, very crazy man approaches you from behind and takes a large bite out of your neck. You quickly bleed to death.

Vallikat, real age:

While you're driving on the freeway, a van in front of you swerves, and a ladder strapped to the top of the van comes loose. The ladder crashes through your windshield at high speed and crushes your face.

Vallikat, Vallikat's age:

While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.

[Saraghina]

Sadly fitting for an engineer:

"An improperly hung ceiling fan falls from above you while it's running. The fast-moving blades slice through your neck with ease, launching your head across the room."

[Nexeus]

As Nexeus, my age

You become trapped in an outhouse and die from hours of noxious fume inhalation.

*stays far away from outhouses*

[Tarryk]

I gave in and tried my real name.

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you are thrown into a vat of sulfuric acid. Your body is turned into a thick sludge.

Totally sweet.

[Tastyvixen]

My real name - While having fun with fireworks, an M-80 blows up in your hand. You die from massive blood loss. (kick ass!)


Tastyvixen - A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body. (yikes!)

[Aakasha]

using the name Akasha: You commit suicide after being diagnosed HIV positive.

My real name: While mowing the lawn barefoot, you accidentally run over your foot, severing your toes. Unable to walk, you bleed to death in your lawn.

[Ashval]

Veldron...

While serving jury duty, an accused murderer overpowers the bailiff and beats you to death with the stenotype machine.


Michael...

You are electrocuted while attempting to rewire some light fixtures in your home.


Okay, I know that last one has to be false. I would try to rewire a damn thing.

[Rayeni]

A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body.

Kick ass!

ok both sexy AND kinky.....nothing less from the fro

as for me im not so lucky with my real name and age lol


As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you're beaten and tortured for days. While you're still alive, your body is put into a meat grinder and ground up.

[Magan]

*giggles* Magan has randomly duct taped so many people to the wall.. she has this coming!

*A group of disgruntled coworkers duct tapes you to a wall and uses you as a human dartboard. You die from agonizingly slow blood loss caused by hundreds of puncture wounds*