A few notes of warning....
Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 2:55 pmWarning: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra/boxershorts/g-strings!
Warning: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
Warning: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
Warning: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
Warning: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
Warning: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to belive that ex-lovers are really dying for you to call them at four in the morning.
Warning: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.
Warning: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
Warning: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.
Warning: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause if inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
Warning: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
Warning: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to belive you are invisible.
Warning: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
Warning: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
Warning: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
Warning: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
Warning: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
Warning: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
Warning: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
Warning: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to belive that ex-lovers are really dying for you to call them at four in the morning.
Warning: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.
Warning: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
Warning: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.
Warning: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause if inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
Warning: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
Warning: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to belive you are invisible.
Warning: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
Warning: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
Warning: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
