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Finish what I started...

PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2005 7:24 am
by Meenstreek
This is just something fun to do. We can put it all together at the end and have a cool short story.


So I was walking down the street the other day and this...

PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2005 8:09 am
by Shikome
...stripper attacked me with a giant...

PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2005 8:22 am
by Maar
nerf bat. the really odd part was that she ran away just as fast as she had appeared. I swear I'd seen her before; perhaps it was back at.....

PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2005 11:45 am
by Tacz
...the Triscuit shop! Triscuits sure are great, when...

PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2005 1:21 pm
by Tarryk
...covered with the entrails of giant-nerf-bat-wielding strippers. So I took off after her, but tripped on...

PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2005 1:55 pm
by Xtrophic
... an invisible rope throwing me, head first, down on the ground. When I looked up, something ...

PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2005 4:51 pm
by Meenstreek
poked me in the left nostral, it was that damn...

PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2005 5:32 pm
by Tarryk
...elbow of mine. It may sound wierd that my own elbow can suddenly fly up my nostril, but what's crazy is the way my ass...

PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2005 5:37 pm
by FoxyJama
.. had this incredible power to attract midgets. The midgets came at me, weilding empty coke bottles and screaming ...

PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2005 7:27 pm
by Tacz
...something about French cake. I quickly grabbed a...

PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2005 7:36 pm
by Nexeus
... the nerf bat I got hit by the stripper, and began to...

PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2005 9:26 pm
by Maephina
...do the Humpy Hance hoping I might amuse these violent midgets enough to make my escape. It didn't work so I was forced to...

PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2005 9:32 pm
by Tarryk
...file their taxes. One of the little buggers didn't have his W-2 so I grabbed him by his ears and...

PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2005 9:33 pm
by FoxyJama
... shipped him off to Canada in a box, but I didn't put enough stamps on it, so....

PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2005 9:46 pm
by Tacz
...I tried to dropkick it to Canada. It's hard to kick a midget to Canada from the state of...

PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2005 9:51 pm
by FoxyJama
Delirium, and Veldron was like "Hey, what are you doing kicking Midgets on my show, anyway?!" so I said...

PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2005 9:52 pm
by Maephina
...OMFG THE DOOM! THE DOOMAGE HAS MEH! MAKES ME HATES MIDGETS!
Veldron was bewildered by my outburst, so he bounced a bagel off my head which...

PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2005 9:57 pm
by Tacz
...conveniently landed in Tacz's mouth. He ran off scratching his armpits like a monkey and screaming something about...

PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2005 10:04 pm
by Nexeus
...evil clows attempting to attack him in his sleep. meanwhile a perfectly good bagel was dangaling from Tacz's mouth when...

PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2005 12:08 am
by Meenstreek
Exophic jumped in the room and yelled, "WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO FIX THE GRIDSTREAM.ORG HOMEPAGE?!"

THE END

It's better to keep them short hehe, cause they start to really REALLY not make sense lol.