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I must infect the world with this madness (esoecially because Veldron wouldn't touch the stuff last night )

Let me introduce you to Schnappi das kleine krokodil

Schnappi is a small german crocodile voiced by a small german girl - what's not to chuckle over?

Babel Fish helps me by explaining that...

Finally can your Schnappi on full album length experience: With "Schnappi and its friends", likewise in-sung of Joy, now completely fresh the long expected Longplayer CD appeared! With the publication the fans can look forward to further adventures from the world of the small nil-Krokodils. This time Schnappi has to tell also stories about its friends: "a penguin", "a Lama from Yokohama", "Kroetenkaept'n", "the small nilpferd", "hare Moppel" and many different. In addition there is a Karaoke version on that from "Schnappi" and three further songs CD, which invite to the singing!
In our on-line Shop you can in-hear immediately into all songs of the album!
Schau times inside - and much fun with the new Schnappi songs!

and...

Come to RAFAEL's SCHNAPPI DANCE DAYS
Now learn the original dance of SCHNAPPI and come too RAFAEL'S SCHNAPPI DANCE DAY. You love the small crocodile? Now you can finally also dance the Schnappi cult.

and...

Loves Schnappi fans! There the new on-line Game of Schnappi is!
From now on can do you all day long the Schnappi MEMORY - thus Schnapory
play.

Schni Schna Schnappi Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp

which invite to the singing!

and...

Now you can finally also dance the Schnappi cult.

I LOVE these lines. Idiomatic sentence structure amuses me.

Yeah, I'm a cheap date.

Boinky, I'm going to find you, and then I'm going to tie you to a chair, pull off your boots and socks, rub your feet with salt, and then invite two goats to lick your feet to make you laugh yourself silly...


And yes, I hate that song

Schnapp-Stein