How weird am I?
So I posted a couple days ago that my sis and bro-in-law are buying a new house. SoI got to thinking and I realized what this means. Do you realize that this means no more big comfy couch!!???
See, here's the thing. Big comfy couch resides in my sister's basement. It almost didn't make it into the house in the first place. They actually had to remove the door jam and the railing to get it in, but they finally did manage to jam it in the house and set it up in the basement.
Now, it seems that over the years, almost every time I've gotten really, really, wasted, I've ended up passing out on big comfy couch. The really wonderful part of this is that the basement is cool and dark and isolated from the rest of the house and has the benefit of the porcelain alter at which I've done a great deal of Sunday worship. When I'm hung over, and I mean really, seriously, painfully hungover, there simply is no better place on earth. In fact, I refer to her basement and the big comfy couch therein as "hangover haven".
So I was thinking and I realized that with all the trouble they had getting big comfy couch into the house, there's no way on earth that they're going to go through the trouble of getting it out. Even if they did, there's just no real place for it in the new house. No more big comfy couch. No more hangover haven. It's the end of an era.
So does it make me really weird if I want my sister to have a big party before she moves so that I can pass out on big comfy couch and worship at their altar one last time?
See, here's the thing. Big comfy couch resides in my sister's basement. It almost didn't make it into the house in the first place. They actually had to remove the door jam and the railing to get it in, but they finally did manage to jam it in the house and set it up in the basement.
Now, it seems that over the years, almost every time I've gotten really, really, wasted, I've ended up passing out on big comfy couch. The really wonderful part of this is that the basement is cool and dark and isolated from the rest of the house and has the benefit of the porcelain alter at which I've done a great deal of Sunday worship. When I'm hung over, and I mean really, seriously, painfully hungover, there simply is no better place on earth. In fact, I refer to her basement and the big comfy couch therein as "hangover haven".
So I was thinking and I realized that with all the trouble they had getting big comfy couch into the house, there's no way on earth that they're going to go through the trouble of getting it out. Even if they did, there's just no real place for it in the new house. No more big comfy couch. No more hangover haven. It's the end of an era.
So does it make me really weird if I want my sister to have a big party before she moves so that I can pass out on big comfy couch and worship at their altar one last time?