Greasy Spoon LOL

[Maephina]

A man goes into a greasy spoon restaurant and orders a bowl of chicken
soup. "What's this?!?!?" he screams! "There's a pussy hair in my soup!
I'm not payin' for it!" and he storms out... The waitress gets very
upset at this and follows him out and sees him go to the whorehouse
across the street. He pays the madam and retires to a room with a
lovely blonde and goes down on her with gusto. The waitress bursts in
and says, "You complain about a hair in your soup and then come over
here and do THIS!???" the waitress yells. He lifts his head, turns to
her and says, "Yeah!... and if I find a noodle in here, I ain't payin'
for it EITHER!!!!!"

[epiphonic]

*gag* oh man, that was just choice pickin'z right there!