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Good Ol' Boys...
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Mon Mar 07, 2005 2:59 pmby FoxyJama
Did you guys know that the Dukes of Hazzard is in the final stages of post-production and is due to be released in June of this year?
You guys might think I'm a crazy person, but I grew up watching the Dukes every Friday night. I was gonna grow up and marry Bo Duke. I was one of the people that laughed when I noticed that Martha Kent's email in Smallville is the license plate number of the General Lee.
However, I'm a bit... taken aback... at the choice of casting for the Dukes movie. Johnny Knoxville as Luke Duke and Seann William Scott as Bo Duke? Johnny Knoxville?!
Okay, maybe I'm part of the generation that just doesn't "get" Jackass. Maybe I think he's just a crude monkey with no vestiges of the basic instinct for self-preservation. Maybe I don't want the memory of Luke Duke sliding across the hood of the General Lee tainted by an idjit.
Discuss...
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Mon Mar 07, 2005 4:36 pmby Decavolt
*points to the Starskey and Hutch remake, among others*
They'll fuck it all up, I have no doubt. Hollywood is so completely out of ideas that they'll remake (i.e. bastardize) anything and everything they can think of and don't really give a rat's ass if it's good or not. They just cast at least 1 or 2 well known "stars" (not that Knoxville could be classified as such) and hope that opening day will at least bring in enough to make some money. Morons. It'll suck, and I won't be wasting my money or time watching it.
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Mon Mar 07, 2005 4:37 pmby Otori
You failed to mention Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke.
I think it's just this generations of taking a campy 70's movie and making a campy 05's movie. I'm sure I won't lose any sleep over how this nugget of gold was "raped" by the remake
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Mon Mar 07, 2005 4:38 pmby Decavolt
Otori wrote:You failed to mention Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke.
That's because she's not worth mentioning, ever.
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Mon Mar 07, 2005 9:34 pmby epiphonic
Decavolt wrote:Otori wrote:You failed to mention Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke.
That's because she's not worth mentioning, ever.
no s**t, yo.
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Mon Mar 07, 2005 9:37 pmby Boinky
I wanna see a cat-fight!
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Mon Mar 07, 2005 9:58 pmby Otori
epiphonic wrote:Decavolt wrote:Otori wrote:You failed to mention Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke.
That's because she's not worth mentioning, ever.
no s**t, yo.
I was being asinine
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Mon Mar 07, 2005 10:36 pmby Plesk
Decavolt wrote:Otori wrote:You failed to mention Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke.
That's because she's not worth mentioning, ever.
But she does look damn good in those cutoff jeans!
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Mon Mar 07, 2005 11:03 pmby Lauri
Plesk wrote:Decavolt wrote:Otori wrote:You failed to mention Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke.
That's because she's not worth mentioning, ever.
But she does look damn good in those cutoff jeans!
Unfortunately I won't be able to get past the blank but horrifying, bubbly, smiley, mannequin-esque facial expressions to want to see any ass.
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Mon Mar 07, 2005 11:19 pmby Ashval
Lauri wrote:Plesk wrote:Decavolt wrote:Otori wrote:You failed to mention Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke.
That's because she's not worth mentioning, ever.
But she does look damn good in those cutoff jeans!
Unfortunately I won't be able to get past the blank but horrifying, bubbly, smiley, mannequin-esque facial expressions to want to see any ass.
That makes two of us.
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Mon Mar 07, 2005 11:25 pmby Maephina
Lol who they got slated to play Boss Hogg and Cletus? Will we see the return of Flash?! Or will they sub in some stupif f***ing giant fluffy dog for audience "appeal"?!??!
I grew up watching this show every friday night too and the thought of Hollywood remaking this with *gag* Jessica Simpson on the bill makes me wanna vomit up everything I've eaten since i was 4.
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Tue Mar 08, 2005 12:36 amby Otori
Willie Nelson is Uncle Jesse...lol, and in an a real oddity, Burt Reynolds is Boss Hogg....wtf
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Tue Mar 08, 2005 12:51 amby Vallikat
Otori wrote:You failed to mention Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke.
The only possible worse choice would've been Brittny Spears.
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Tue Mar 08, 2005 1:14 amby Highlander
I am saddened by the fact that they are "bastardizing" this show into a movie. i never got to watch the show alot, but i know it was great. And this just screws it all up...
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Tue Mar 08, 2005 1:51 amby Britt9081
ValliKat wrote:Otori wrote:You failed to mention Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke.
The only possible worse choice would've been Brittny Spears.
OMG OMG OMG
How could you say that?!?!? Britney would make the best possible Daisy
erm yea lol I was kidding, I agree with Valli
I have a strong feeling that this movie is gonna suck
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Tue Mar 08, 2005 5:09 pmby Boinky
Veldron wrote:Lauri wrote:Plesk wrote:Decavolt wrote:Otori wrote:You failed to mention Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke.
That's because she's not worth mentioning, ever.
But she does look damn good in those cutoff jeans!
Unfortunately I won't be able to get past the blank but horrifying, bubbly, smiley, mannequin-esque facial expressions to want to see any ass.
That makes two of us.
Sorry, I can see past it enough
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Tue Mar 08, 2005 5:28 pmby Tacz
Boinky wrote:Veldron wrote:Lauri wrote:Plesk wrote:Decavolt wrote:Otori wrote:You failed to mention Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke.
That's because she's not worth mentioning, ever.
But she does look damn good in those cutoff jeans!
Unfortunately I won't be able to get past the blank but horrifying, bubbly, smiley, mannequin-esque facial expressions to want to see any ass.
That makes two of us.
Sorry, I can see past it enough
They should've gotten her sister. Her facial expressions are just confusing, so to avoid a headache we'd be staring at her ass.