Important things to remember out on the battlefield
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2004 5:19 am
1.)Military intelligence is a contradiction of terms.
2.)Fortify your front and you'll get your rear shot up.
3.)If it flies, it dies.
4.)Cavalry doesn't always come to the rescue.
5.)Peace is our profession -- mass murder's just a hobby.
6.)Killing for peace is like whoring for virginity.
7.)It's not the one with your name on it -- it's the round addressed "To whom it may concern" ya gotta think about.
8.)If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you may have misjudged the situation.
9.)Whenever you lose contact with the enemy, look behind you.
10.)The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.
11.)If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap.
12.)There is nothing more satisfying than having someone take a shot at you, and miss.
13.)You'll only remember your hand grenades when the sound is too close to use them.
Ungoliant
Omni-Tek
Lvl 197 Atrox Keeper
Unit Leader of Lioness Rampant
Atlantean
