Straight Outta Wisconsin
Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 10:58 amI started messing with it last night, but then I couldn't stop! I have the whole first verse done, and I'm banging them out like messed up abstract art!
There will be mores as I continue to write crazy ass lyrics. I am the cow tipper, it is what I do. Oh, and Straight Outta Wisconsin is trademark of cow tipper because I don't want every person who came from wisconsin but doesn't live there anymore to call themselves Cow Tipper. That wouldn't be cool, and I have to deal with tipper-haters already.
Straight Outta Wisconsin
First Verse: MC Cow Tipper Homey G Funkadelic Cheesehead (my rapper name)
Straight outta Wisconsin crazy hombre named Cowtipper
From the clubb Cheese heads with green bay packers
When I'm called I have to manually dial
no such thing as the digital dial
You dial down the center call ATT
Call the cowtipper collect for low fee
I get pissed and hang up on your butt
Go outside, decide to walk the mutt
Dog run away, but I don't care much
save me sum moneys, time for lunch
I go to the restraunt to get some food
I'm fronted with a waiter with a 'tude
He says they only have white or rye
I say W-T-F and ask myself Why?
He tell me that two cows came in, ate it all
Then tried to pay with arcade tokens from a mall
He kicked them out like a righteous man
that then sparked a sudden plan
Anger and fury swelled up in me
I ask him slowly, Where they be?
He said they go to the corner place
I decide to leave with a pissed off face
So I go to the corner place and find the cows
They are grazing, I wonder what to do now
All of a sudden, caught in a purple haze
lose track of surroundings, things start to phase
I don't remember much from that particular night
They say people ate lots of steak to their delight
I ended up home, came to as I walked in
Then I remembered, I'm Cow Tipper, I'm straight outta Wisconsin
Chorus:
[City of Madison, State of Wisconsin]
There will be mores as I continue to write crazy ass lyrics. I am the cow tipper, it is what I do. Oh, and Straight Outta Wisconsin is trademark of cow tipper because I don't want every person who came from wisconsin but doesn't live there anymore to call themselves Cow Tipper. That wouldn't be cool, and I have to deal with tipper-haters already.
Straight Outta Wisconsin
First Verse: MC Cow Tipper Homey G Funkadelic Cheesehead (my rapper name)
Straight outta Wisconsin crazy hombre named Cowtipper
From the clubb Cheese heads with green bay packers
When I'm called I have to manually dial
no such thing as the digital dial
You dial down the center call ATT
Call the cowtipper collect for low fee
I get pissed and hang up on your butt
Go outside, decide to walk the mutt
Dog run away, but I don't care much
save me sum moneys, time for lunch
I go to the restraunt to get some food
I'm fronted with a waiter with a 'tude
He says they only have white or rye
I say W-T-F and ask myself Why?
He tell me that two cows came in, ate it all
Then tried to pay with arcade tokens from a mall
He kicked them out like a righteous man
that then sparked a sudden plan
Anger and fury swelled up in me
I ask him slowly, Where they be?
He said they go to the corner place
I decide to leave with a pissed off face
So I go to the corner place and find the cows
They are grazing, I wonder what to do now
All of a sudden, caught in a purple haze
lose track of surroundings, things start to phase
I don't remember much from that particular night
They say people ate lots of steak to their delight
I ended up home, came to as I walked in
Then I remembered, I'm Cow Tipper, I'm straight outta Wisconsin
Chorus:
[City of Madison, State of Wisconsin]
