Joke of the day...

[Oddysee]

A Crat and an NT walk into Rompa Bar. The Crat looks around and sees an old MP friend of his in the bar. He walks up and greets him, as they haven't seen each other since primary school.

Omg! Hey! How are you doin mate, it's been what 30 years?

The MP looks at the crat, surprised to see him...

Hey! How are you, good to see you!
So what brings you here? What do you do for a living now?
Me? Oh I'm a nano-sociologist!
A what?
I read people!
Arh, really!? Well go on then, read me!

The MP looks at the Crats hands and notices they're slightly wrinkled at the finger tips.

You have a pool, don't you!
Why yes I do...
Then you must have a pretty a Luxury appartment in Jobe, am I not right?
Well... Yeah! ^^
You must make a lot money eh?... Means you have a pretty nice car...

The crat pulls up the keys for a Stiletto and grins...

You look rather happy with yourself... You have a pretty nice wife don't you...
Well, hehe, yeah, she won the "Miss Red Stripes" contest in reets ^^
Hmm, means you have pretty nice mistress as well... Doesn't it?

The Crats eyes open widly.

Heh, shhhhh, don't tell anyone! ^^
Hehe, I wont... You don't jerk off do you?
What?... Heh, no! Why would I, I have a gorgeous wife AND a mistress...
Well... There you have it!

With that the MP turns around and continues his drink and astonished, the Crat walks back to his NT buddy sittin in the cornour. As he arrives the NT looks up at him...

What was that about?
Oh that was an old friend of mine, he's a Nano-Sociologist!...
A what?
He reads people... Erh, like this... Uhm... Do you have a pool?
Erh... No?
Hah! Wanker!




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[Mummu]

[JazzyJen]

LOL like the weedwacker joke but funnier!

[Oddysee]

An enforcer walks into the rumble room, walks up the the barman and gives him a gloomy face, the barman looks at him at says:

What happened to you, you look shattered.
Yeh well, tough heckler team, bad day...

The enforcer puts a hand in his pocket rummaging for something

Arh crap! I dropped my wallet *sigh* You don't think you could give me a free drink? If I show you something really amazing?!

The barman frowns, looking rather suspecious.

Hmm, ok, but it has to be REALLY amazing!
Oh it is!

With that, the enforcer opens his backpack, and pulls out a 12 inch tall pianist, a little piano and sets him on the table where he instantly begins to play. Gaping the barman looks from the pianist to the enforcer.

Where on earth did you get that? That's truly amazing!

The enforcer shrugs

I got it from a Malfuntioned MP nano... Apparently it seems to grant wishes to people, but it will only give you one wish.. Care to try it? I don't know exactly how to activate it, but I just gave it a good rub
Oh yes please!

The barman takes the nano programme and gives it a good rub. And out came a Genie.

How can I be of service to you master?
Oh blimey! Erh, oh, I know! I want a million bucks! ^^

Instantly the room was filled with geese and the Genie disappeared... Confused and alarmed the barman looked at the enforcer.

What the hell? Is it deaf? I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!
Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch Pianist!?







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[Tacz]

Yar har, pianist... hehe...

[Mummu]

LOL

[Oddysee]

A Meta Physicist walked up to a holo cinema with his new AI pet leet. The leet is still very young, and is no larger than his fist. He walks up to the ticket terminal playing with his little leet friend.

Two tickets for "Rocky XVI" please! ^^

Negative, leet's are not allowed withing the holo cinema complex...

What? Oh but come now, I just got him, I've been looking forwards to seeing this movie with him for ages now... Ever since I preordered...

Negative, leet's are not allowed withing the holo cinema complex...

But... Bu'... Aww, ok then... Come on Athleet, I'm afraid I have to take you home.

The Meta Physicist walks around a cornour, and, making sure no one is looking, gently puts the leet down his pants.

/pet wait

Athleet: 4s y0u c0mm4nd m4st3r!

With this, the Meta Physicist walks back to the ticket terminal and purchases a single ticket.

Thank you, enjoy your movie. Omni-Tek is your friend!

Yeah what ever.

The Meta Physicist walks into the holo cinema, finds a seat at the very back beside two Adventurers making out. As the movie begins, he carefully looks around and, making sure no one is looking opens his zipper and the leet sticks out it's head.
After a little while the girl next to him notices and whispers to her boyfriend.

Opiadven, look that man's got his willey out...

Oh just ignore him Cyborfoj00, he's just trying to get attention. Probably E-bay!

Well I would but... It's eating my popcorn!?




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[Mummu]

a popcorn eating willey, thats bad...

[Boinky]

OK note to Oddy: Don't mix AO and standard jokes

Read the first one and when I got to "You have a pool, don't you!
" thought, well who doesn't have an xp pool?

[Oddysee]

No new joke today, rather busy... But if any of you know one, feel free to add... Tho I warn you, adjusting it to AO is rather tricky, cus it still has to retain the original point and punch line... ^^




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[Mummu]

cuz oddy has no time, i ll provide a placefiller
(and cuz placefiller are never good i ll provide an extra bad one:

why have atrox more bones than the other breeds?











there brains are still working mechanically....

[Tacz]

And the worst part is...

Thats probably one of the funniest things Ive ever heard!