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Penguins, Rabits, Cows

PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 1:23 am
by Mumon
All right everyone, I saw that debate about the "From the window to the wall" thing and I had to ask myself:

Who is the most evil Penguin? Who is the nicest Penguin?
Who is the most evil Rabit? Who is the nicest Rabit?
Who is the most evil Cow? Who is the nicest Cow?

The answers I came up with:

That Penguin from Wallace and Gromet is the most evil. There is no such thing as a nice penguin.
The most evil rabit is Bun Bun from Sluggy Freelance. There is no such thing as a nice rabit
The most evil cow is me (Of course I would say that). And the nicest cow must be one of the cows from The Far Side.

Does anyone have any other nominies?

PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 2:00 am
by Cowtipper
I would say that you are quite an evil cow, and you have my vote.

I can't think of any other evil penguins, except for that one that always followed people in the silver bullet commercials. That penguin was creepy evil weird.

As for the evil rabbit, Bun Bun is pretty evil so I would have to agree.

I dunno any good animals, too many bad experiences to mention...

Oh, and... /me tips the Mumon.

PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 2:06 am
by Oddysee
For cows, I nominate the Evil Cow from Earth Worm Jim... The one Jim's evil twin makes with the evil twin-duplicator machine.

Good cow would of course be the good twin (eg. Original falling cow)

As for Rabbits. I have a candidate, and mark my words! That's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most fierce, vile and foul tempered lil' rodent ye ever set yer eyes upon. It has a streak a mile wide... And huge... Sharp... Teeth! Look at the bones... The bones!

I am of course talking about the killer rabbit from Monty Pythons "Search for The Holy Grail".

As for good rabbits... there are no such things as a good rabbit... Rabbits are evil... End of arguement.
Evil penguins? Mummon almost hit the mark right on the spot. He mentioned the SECOND evilest... The evilest (can you even say that?) is of course...

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As for good penguins, I nominate the penguin from Batman... He was such a cuddly happy fella'... No, seriously... You obviously never met my old Latin teacher...

:twisted: Tm

PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 3:04 am
by Tacz
I nominate that penguin from the flash animation where it slaps the other penguin for evilness.

PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 4:28 pm
by Boinky
Penguins is practically chickens!

PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 4:37 pm
by Mummu
/chicken

PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 4:44 pm
by Jairyn
No good penguins. j00 all have not the know.


Tux. Linux Mascot. He is teh one and only good Penguin

^____________^;;

PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 6:04 pm
by Nexeus
Bugs Bunny or the rabbit friend of Bamby are nice rabbits.

PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 6:37 pm
by Mummu
nope, bugs is EVIL!
never seen how he tricked all the others into blowing themselfs up?

PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 10:02 pm
by Oddysee
Boinky wrote:Penguins is practically chickens!


:twisted: Tm

PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 10:30 pm
by Boinky
Mmmmm they look so tasty! :twisted:

PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 5:35 pm
by Broken Guitar
personally i have no vote for evil cows and penguins and chickens O MY. though i have to say that i would eat any of them in a second. mmmmmmmmmm penguin.

HI TACZ

PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 10:42 pm
by Mumon
You would eat cow?

How strange... a cow is a holy animal. (Or Holey if it sees the buisness end of a gun...)

PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 11:15 pm
by Oddysee
*/says with a hindu accent*

Yoo have desecrated a holi cow...
Die infidel!






:twisted: Tm

PostPosted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 3:56 pm
by Broken Guitar
whoever thinks that fat animals such as cows are holy, o geez. That is sad. No offense if that is part of your religion but cows are just delicious, mmmmmm hot dogs, hamburgers, tri-tip, steak. ALL DELICIOUS!!

PostPosted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 7:22 pm
by Mumon
I think it's no more strange than considering humans holy.

And as for eating cows? How can you do that? The only time I eat cows is to punish them for there sins. And I'll tell you that cuts down on alot of cow sins.

I think humans should give it a try. It might work.

PostPosted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 1:44 pm
by Oddysee
Eat humans when ever they commit a sin... Hmm... I can just see the dinner conversation...

Mam'.. I don't like the look on Granny's face...

Well push it aside dear and eat your potatoes...






:twisted: Tm

PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 7:37 pm
by Mumon
Wonder's what sin Granny would have commited

PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 8:36 pm
by Broken Guitar
personally i don't think that i want to know wat crim an old granny would commit.(??) Anyways, i think that the best cow of all time would have to b hefer on rockos modern life. He was HILARIOUS. though he would constantly eat hot dogs so i guess he could also wualify as bein the most evil cow since he is canabalistic.

PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 9:37 pm
by Mummu
canabalist?
hu?
and i thought cows and dogs where different races ....