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http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/disease. ... aintBootay

Kinda funny how fitting that was....

What is your sickness?

HAHAH ROFL:
http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/disease.cgi?p=Xtrophic

I'm afraid it's bad news. You are suffering from
Xtrophicitis.
Cause: sexually transmitted

Symptoms: gargling, occasional jaw dislocation, snoring, scaly skin

Cure: eat more broccoli

But this one is more suiting for me:
http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/disease.cgi?p=Erulehto

It's just as I feared. You are suffering from
Erulehto's Lurgy.
Cause: thinking too hard

Symptoms: coughing, dizziness, talking like a pirate, bulging eyes

Cure: electroshock therapy

Textbook example. You are suffering from
Otori's Lurgy.
Cause: excessive Internet usage

Symptoms: suicidal thoughts, drooping eyelids, receding gums, bowel infrequency

Cure: cryogenic freezing until science catches up



EEP!

Textbook example. You are suffering from
Wulfvenosis.

Cause: Egyptian curse

Symptoms: cranial bloating, dry mouth, extremely dry skin, blocked nose

Cure: infect someone else

*wanders off to bite someone*

http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/disease.cgi?p=Maenos
Textbook example. You are suffering from
Maenos' Lurgy.
Cause: monkey bite

Symptoms: blocked nose, mild bowel incontinence, frequent sores, wing growth

Cure: fresh air

Heh, wings. That seems to be good (though flying while having the bowel problems...)

http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/disease.cgi?p=Nexeus

Textbook example. You are suffering from
Nexeus' Syndrome.

Cause: eating spicy food

Symptoms: constipation, vestigial extra head, mildly enlarged liver

Cure: prayer

wow.... prayer.. eh... you must pray to the pimp!

I thought as much. You are suffering from
Tarryk Kozar's Syndrome.
Cause: secret military experiments

Symptoms: vague facial paralysis, grey skin, sudden long hair

Cure: don't do it again

Good lord! You are suffering from
Kaytenosis.
Cause: eating spicy food

Symptoms: squawking, aggression, finger pain

Cure: fire


fire? What am I supposed to DO with the fire? Nevermind, I don't wanna know.

I'm afraid it's bad news. You are suffering from
Mummu's Lurgy.

ause: omputer virus

Symptoms: restlessness, slightly enhanced vision, overeating, slightly inability to pronounce letter ''

ure: trepanning

oh oh, my bot is suffering from

Maverick's Syndrome.

ause: genetically-modified cheese

Symptoms: bowel infrequency, brain shrinkage, glowing aura, slightly saly skin

ure: lick heels together three times

*coughs*
It's just as I feared. You are suffering from
Metalynxitis.
Cause: genetic mutation

Symptoms: extreme puncture wounds, hearing voices, mildly hairy legs, pointy ears

Cure: take a dozen vitamin C tablets with meals

You'd better sit down. You are suffering from
Boinky's Disease.
Cause: genetic mutation

Symptoms: mild heartburn, facial hair, low blood pressure, murderous rage

Cure: take a dozen ibuprofen every day for the rest of your life

my bot

I thought as much. You are suffering from
Motosis.
Cause: lack of sleep

Symptoms: excessive pyromania, occasional brittle bones, demoniacal visions, excessive fear of drowning

Cure: eat more polystyrene
::gotta feed him more styrofoam cups::

my doggie

Bad luck! You are suffering from
Sparkyosis.
Cause: watching too much television

Symptoms: occasional arm pain, swollen lymph nodes, sudden flatulence

Cure: Kryptonite
::Hmm - my doggies a Kryptonian.... with gas::

I am suffering from...
Congratulations! You are suffering from
Jade's Disease.
Cause: zombie attack

Symptoms: hydrophobia, whistling, mildly high temperature, humming

Cure: take one and a half purple crystals every day before meals


My sister Sinnlife is suffering from...
It's just as I feared. You are suffering from
Rose's Disorder.
Cause: old library books

Symptoms: fingernail lengthening, flushing, sudden blood in urine

Cure: take a few ibuprofen and come back in the morning

Bad luck! You are suffering from
Demenziaosis.

Cause: spread by rats

Symptoms: occasional aphasia, blurred vision, crossed eyes

Cure: none

Aw. I knew that being a sewer kid would have bad consequences later on!

Bad luck! You are suffering from
Jasselitis.
Cause: genetic mutation

Symptoms: fingernail lengthening, mild sores, occasional blindness, tallness

Cure: infect someone else



.... "tallness" Jass seems rather short to me though O.o

*Dad gave me 15 minutes*

http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/disease.cgi?p=James

And Im still a virgin...

A lot of other James' must not be than O.o

gah! im scrood!

I'm afraid it's bad news. You are suffering from
Riviquesitis.
Cause: spread by rats

Symptoms: eyelid swelling, grey skin, wheezing

Cure: click heels together three times

in my day we called it "Self love" ...

It's just as I feared. You are suffering from
Markitis.
Cause: self-abuse

Symptoms: excessive hyperactivity, walking like a zombie, frequent appetite changes, occasional pustules

Cure: drink lots of water