Something I read in Playboy
Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 10:34 pmRead this in Playboy (yes, it does actualy have articles 
) and I thought you all would get a kick out of it. hehe
[NAME OVER]
Solid Proof that not all rock stars are cool
Since the rest of this issue kisses music's big ass, we're taking a moment to ridicule moronic band monikers. And you thought Limp Lizkit was bad.
30 Odd Foot of Grunts - Russell Crowe should stick with what he does best: stinkin'-drunk bar brawling.
Something Corporate - Lost 'hip' use of irony after the band signed a major label. May we suggest Something Better?
Pretty Girls Make Graves - Note to aspiring musicians: A nonsencsical name doesn't make you artsy and deep.
Death Cab for Cutie - Still not artsy, still not deep.
Crazy Town - Is that near Trying To Hardville?
Eve 6 - Eves one to five were taken?
!!! - Pronounced chik chik chik but leaves us wondering. What the fuck?
Evanescence - A band or your mom's favorate feminine hygiene product?
Spoon - We can't wait for the triple bill with Knife and Fork.
...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead - Or just AYWKUBTTOD for short.
O-Town - Do you really want to brag about being from Orlando?
A.R.E. Weapon - Nobody C.A.R.ES. about Electroclash.
Bowling for Soup - Must stem from a you-had-to-be-there moment (and we're glad we weren't) involving frat boys and keg stands.
Disturbing the Peace - Too cool to look in the dictionary.
Goo Goo Dolls - So wrong we don't know were to begin - and don't get us started on the "music."
Atomic Kitten - Atomic Pussy's uncool sister.
Hoopastank - Put down the bong. Now.
50 Cent - His name's not horrible, but you know what is? White guys like Carson Daly saying "Fiddy."
) and I thought you all would get a kick out of it. hehe
[NAME OVER]
Solid Proof that not all rock stars are cool
Since the rest of this issue kisses music's big ass, we're taking a moment to ridicule moronic band monikers. And you thought Limp Lizkit was bad.
30 Odd Foot of Grunts - Russell Crowe should stick with what he does best: stinkin'-drunk bar brawling.
Something Corporate - Lost 'hip' use of irony after the band signed a major label. May we suggest Something Better?
Pretty Girls Make Graves - Note to aspiring musicians: A nonsencsical name doesn't make you artsy and deep.
Death Cab for Cutie - Still not artsy, still not deep.
Crazy Town - Is that near Trying To Hardville?
Eve 6 - Eves one to five were taken?
!!! - Pronounced chik chik chik but leaves us wondering. What the fuck?
Evanescence - A band or your mom's favorate feminine hygiene product?
Spoon - We can't wait for the triple bill with Knife and Fork.
...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead - Or just AYWKUBTTOD for short.
O-Town - Do you really want to brag about being from Orlando?
A.R.E. Weapon - Nobody C.A.R.ES. about Electroclash.
Bowling for Soup - Must stem from a you-had-to-be-there moment (and we're glad we weren't) involving frat boys and keg stands.
Disturbing the Peace - Too cool to look in the dictionary.
Goo Goo Dolls - So wrong we don't know were to begin - and don't get us started on the "music."
Atomic Kitten - Atomic Pussy's uncool sister.
Hoopastank - Put down the bong. Now.
50 Cent - His name's not horrible, but you know what is? White guys like Carson Daly saying "Fiddy."
