Official GSP Quotes Thread

[Caliana]

[Caliana]: ow.. my cat just literally parkoured off me me

[Caliana]: my cat is an asshole and his claws hurt >.<
[*Shigy]: Pics or it didn't happen
[*Jezebelle]: You mean you don't wear leathers catsuits 24/7 to protect yourself yet?
[*Shigy]: Is that why they are called catsuits? Because the protect you from cats?
[*Jezebelle]: Yes.

[Dharzee]

[*Oubs]: Look... I want all the blood.
Jezebelle laughs.
[*Oubs]: No more assumptions...
[Kermmit]: uhmmm i am using it at the moment...
[*Caliana]: She's become a super dunce. "I'm here to take you down!" ' ^.^ down to where?'
Caliana waves at Alexandreah.
[Kermmit]: the corner store?
[*Oubs]: Not all of it Kermmit!

[Caliana]

[Oubs]: Jude... I CLEARLY said "come over here."
[Caliana]: oh snap
[Oubs]: You act like I'm gonna bite you
[Caliana]: someone is getting commanded >.>
[Caliana]: Spoiler alert: she is
[Shinjoheru]: " yeah but..you're freakin scary..and Im delicious!"
[Caliana]: ^
Shinjoheru laughs
[Oubs]: So i like the smell if Tropicana...
*Dharzee chuckles
[Oubs]: Sue me

[The Oubliette]

Typos are my friend...

[Shigy]

Furfull: blowing a gale out there
Shigy: How does Gale feel about this?
Furfull: didn't ask lol seems to be enjoying herself tho

[Dharzee]

[Dharzee]: 55 lbs for a wombat eh? Big buggers.
[Vallikat]: I'm just trying to picture a Shigy sized wombat
[Jezebelle]: Yeah, I wouldn't have guessed they're that big. Are they rodents? Cuz that totally qualifies as unusual size.
[MoxMox]: can a wombat eat a poodlebear?
[Dharzee]: Wow.
[Shigy]: Vallikat imagine me crouched down like a dog...fatter...and covered in fur lol...and shorter limbs...that's a terrible idea actually
[Dharzee]: lol

[Shigy]

[*Gemmikins]: I don't believe Shigy is innocent.
[*Miss-Sanguine]: "not in a millienium. Shigy is Shigy."
[Vallikat]: "Being a member of GSP has not correupted him in the least." barely conceals her giggles
Jezebelle doesn't even barely conceal her giggles.
Graduate Student: Oh, you can pass as a normal person. Absolutely.

[Lia]

[Ashval]: This is getting weirder and weirder.
[Iolanthe]: I've only begun to get creepy.
Iolanthe whispers into the Klaus-Ash ear, "Hail Hydra".
Ashval laughs.
Vohmer has quite the nice pin on the conglomerate's lapel. Hail Hydra, indeed.

[Dharzee]

[Cabal] [*Ashval]: Dharzee, did we ever get you invited to GSP in AO or TSW?
[Cabal] [Dharzee]: *looks at cabal chat* Nope, not invited yet.
[Cabal] [*Ashval]: ...
[Cabal] [Dharzee]: lol
[Cabal] [*Ashval]: Wow.
[Cabal] [Vallikat]: hahaha
[Cabal] [*Ashval]: Just wow.
[Cabal] [*Ashval]: I had AO on my mind and then last minute thought about TSW too...clearly without thinking.

[Kermie]

Dafistpumper: i got a boner too
Kermie: TMI!
Maclen008: Hey me to....waaait a minute
Kermie: lol
Joanwilder: LMAO

[Kermie]

Kihala: so .. both my mice are female.. and they sleep together... is that sexy to you?
[Guestbot] Kermie: what are they wearing?

[Caliana]

Iolanthe sets out a giant cauldron filled with various flavors of kit-kat bars
Caliana gleefully noms Io's kit-kat cauldron
Iolanthe laughs.
[Caliana]: wow.. that was extremely dirty now that I said that out loud
KoverGirl peers at the cauldron with big, saucer-like eyes.
[Caliana]: I don't regret it, but yeah..

[Ashval]

After G helped Joanie figure out a fix for her sound issues...

[GridStream Productions] Dharzee: And here I thought she'd be going AFK to give G his favor
[GridStream Productions] Joanwilder: LOL not yet.
[GridStream Productions] Gemmikins: That'll be after the kids are in bed
[GridStream Productions] Ashval: Hehe
[GridStream Productions] Ashval: Wait...what do I get for the soundcheck? >.>
[GridStream Productions] Gridbot: Pink 1103 Screaminlord: a tall frosty glass of "shut the fuck up", drink up shithead!
[GridStream Productions] Gemmikins: lol
[GridStream Productions] Ashval: Good answer SL.

[Shigy]

That's great timing on that pink

[Lia]

[Cabal] [*Iolanthe]: As you know, we were up last last night
[Cabal] [*Dharzee]: Yep, you were still going when I crashed. And Ashval just left so you're probably going through withdrawl already

....it is like people know me or something.

[Caliana]

[DJ-Azuca]: CALIANA!!! How the... where the... damn you sneaky female... didn't see you! lol
[Caliana]: >.>
....
[Caliana]: You probably didn't recognize me because I was fully clothed when I showed up
*Jezebelle wiggles distractingly to provide an excuse for anyone who might need to claim distraction.
*Jezebelle laughs.
[*Juud]: Clothing can definately be great for cloaking your appearance
*Dharzee finds himself suitably distracted

[Dharzee]

[DJ-Azuca]: CALIANA!!! How the... where the... damn you sneaky female... didn't see you! lol
[Caliana]: >.>
....
[Caliana]: You probably didn't recognize me because I was fully clothed when I showed up
*Jezebelle wiggles distractingly to provide an excuse for anyone who might need to claim distraction.
*Jezebelle laughs.
[*Juud]: Clothing can definately be great for cloaking your appearance
*Dharzee finds himself suitably distracted

Meanwhile, several minutes before the above conversation....
[#GridStream] [*Caliana]: RARW
[#GridStream] [*Caliana]: rawr
[#GridStream] [*Caliana]: damnit
[#GridStream] [*DJ-Azuca]: Meow
[#GridStream] [Juud]: Moo
[#GridStream] [Dharzee]: Howdy Caliana
[#GridStream] [Jezebelle]: So, how's it going, Vruchten? Get to the Sheriff yet?
[#GridStream] [Jezebelle]: Hi Cali!
[#GridStream] [Vruchten]: No idea i just started the game. Going to sleep in a few min. Might try it out tomorrow but it looks very cool so far
[#GridStream] [*Kaitou]: Hiya Cali
[#GridStream] [Juud]: This game is very cool. The amusement park is my favorite thing i've seen so far.
[#GridStream] [Shigy]: G'day Cali

[Joanwilder]

After G helped Joanie figure out a fix for her sound issues...

[GridStream Productions] Dharzee: And here I thought she'd be going AFK to give G his favor
[GridStream Productions] Joanwilder: LOL not yet.
[GridStream Productions] Gemmikins: That'll be after the kids are in bed
[GridStream Productions] Ashval: Hehe
[GridStream Productions] Ashval: Wait...what do I get for the soundcheck? >.>
[GridStream Productions] Gridbot: Pink 1103 Screaminlord: a tall frosty glass of "shut the fuck up", drink up shithead!
[GridStream Productions] Gemmikins: lol
[GridStream Productions] Ashval: Good answer SL.

ROFL!
Hmm a thigh rubbing??

[Lia]

"Slide to the side..."

[Caliana]

[*Alexandreah]: *AoE spanks*
Iolanthe makes inappropraite noises from said spanking
Caliana thinks those noises are rather appropriate
[*Dharzee]: So... what would an inappropriate noise from a spank be? Laughter? Sneezing? Yawns?
[Iolanthe]: Hrm.
[Caliana]: donkey noises?
[*Dharzee]: hehe
[Iolanthe]: Yikes.
[*Ashval]: That would be a bit of a turnoff, ye.
[*Ashval]: *yes
[*Dharzee]: Unless you're spanking the donkey. I've usually heard the phrase 'spank the monkey' though
[Caliana]: Ash doesn't want any of that ass... >.>
[Iolanthe]: hahahah
[*Ashval]: This is not the ass I am looking for.
[*Dharzee]: lol
[Caliana]: *jedi mind trick*



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[*Ashval]: Also, my head feels amazing. Day after a head shave is best. Shame that you all can't be here to touch my head right now.
[Caliana]: that.. last sentence.. out of context
[*Ashval]: