Official GSP Quotes Thread

[Caliana]

[*Vallikat]: I sometimes feel like I should be patting my leg and saying "come on...its ok...come on..we won't bite...come on now"
[*Cherri]: omg Valli
[*Cherri]: I read that as "parting"
Dekii gestures. Talk to the hand!
[*Vallikat]: hahahaha
[*Vallikat]: so dirty
[Caliana]: mmm.. calli leg parting
[Caliana]: *valli
Dekii facepalms.
[*Cherri]: yeah.... right
*Cherri eyes Cali
[Caliana]: >.<
Facepalm!
*Vallikat is completely innocent

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Later on:

[*Phyxxy]: pfft, Valli you dont get off that easy
[*Cherri]: inherited sins!!!
[*Vallikat]: no comment on how easily I get off

[Cherri]

*falls over in giggles*

[Caliana]

Highlights:



[*Ameliah]: all i heard on the phone then was
[*Ashval]: I dunno. He has a chanswaw.
*Vallikat backs out
[*Ameliah]: "yes i got the lotion"
[Caliana]: hot
[*Ameliah]: him talking to the other guys
[*Ameliah]: lmao
[Caliana]: I like where that's going
[*Malamenz]: hey, i lef tthe tissues in the bathroom for the guys
[*Vallikat] shouts: Got no music? Tune in to GridStream Productions where the DJs provide you with live shows 7 days a week! Click here to find out how!
[Caliana]: Mal? in a hotel? At PAX? with a buncha other guys and lotion?
[Caliana]: nothing fishy there at al.
[*Vallikat]: haha
[*Ameliah]: nope, not at all
[*Ameliah]:
[*Corupted]: wipe the drool from your mouth Cali
Caliana nods sagely


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[Caliana]: looking at my combat bar is not safe...
[Caliana]: You start using Crack!. You successfully used Crack!. You start using Crack!. You successfully used Crack!. You start using Crack!. You successfully used Crack!. You start using Crack!. You successfully used Crack!.


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[*Corupted]: Moiren's gonna sing "Still Alive" soonish
Malamenz waves.
[*Ashval]: Lemme know when she is going to do the naked thing.
[Caliana]: naked thing?
[*Ashval]: Yeah, the thing with no clothes.
[Caliana]: ...
[*Vallikat]: hehe
*Ashval laughs
Caliana glares at Ash sternly
Caliana with much sterness
[*Ashval]: So sexy when you do that.

[Lykeios]

[Acazza]: i like them hard and crunchie! not sofe and wet

[Caliana]

[*Acazza]: no i can be blonde sometimes!
[Dynamiks]:
[Caliana]: *eyes Aca's hair* ...
[Dynamiks]: says the strwberry
[*Acazza]: hehe
[*Corupted]: hey now.. strawberrys are tasty
Caliana is delicious, especially when dipped in chocolate
[*Mawerick]:
[Caliana]: my lumie is a blueberry..
[Dynamiks]: We'll have to test that one day
[Caliana]: oh my <3
[*Mawerick]: Cali dipped in chocolate... yum ^^
[Caliana]: Cali's log stardate whatever.. Dyna has implied imiminent chocolate dipping, more to come later...
[Dynamiks]: do you like crushed nuts on your chocolate?
EPIQUE bows to Bananii.
[*Acazza]: nuts!!!!! i ahve been muncing on hits for 2 days now!
[Caliana]: o.0
[Caliana]: this just went an awkward place
[*Acazza]: i've eaten a whole packet of nuts to myself!
Facepalm!
[Dynamiks]: get your mind out of the gutter Calli!
[*Mawerick]: crushed nuts...
[Caliana]: as if you're innocent!
[Dynamiks]: macadamias
[*Filth-Fetish]: Sounds like a skateboarding accident
[Caliana]: is that what we're calling it now?

[Cherri]

*buries face in arms and giggles madly* teehee crushed nuts

[Shigy]

Your all perverts

[Lostclevage]

Your all perverts

you say this like its a bad thing

[Caliana]

[#gridstream] [*Ashval]: Hell yeah
[#gridstream] [*Ashval]: porn?
[#gridstream] [*Ashval]: LOL MT
[#gridstream] [*Kirasha]: LOL
[#gridstream] [Zellira]: o.0
[#gridstream] [*Thiefofsouls]: heh
[#gridstream] [*Vallikat]: i want details!!!
[#gridstream] [*Kirasha]: PORN WHERE
[#gridstream] [*BarDown]: too much epic
[#gridstream] [*BarDown]: i love this part

[Corupted]

[*Dark-Priestess]: Ahhh Aladin meets Gladiator
[*Deadswitch]: Aladdiator
[*Caliana]: Gladdaddin?
[*Dark-Priestess]: Indeed
[*Deadswitch]: needs a monkey for the aladin bit though.
[*Dark-Priestess]: Wonder what he rubs to make a wish
[*Caliana]: I totally volunteer to be his little monkey *makes monkey noises*
[Corupted]: need a fez too for Aladdin
[*Caliana]: oh lord.. my mind went someplace terrible.. "spank me.. spank your little monkey"
Caliana facepalms.
Corupted spanks his monkey
[*Dark-Priestess]: *snap*

[Corupted]

This is in reference to me changing clothing...

[*Caliana]: oh lord.. he looks like a rapist as a boy scout birthday party
[*Joaquin]: omg
[*Joaquin]: chocking
[*Caliana]: okay, now that the party hat and cargo shorts are gone, he looks.. adventurous
[*Joaquin]: brb
*Dark-Priestess Munches on Tacos as They whip each other senseless
[*Caliana]: whipped up into a frenzy?
[*Deadswitch]: Om nom nom *snap*
[*Joaquin]: I don't know where that Coke Zero I swallowed went...but it wasn't my stomach
[*Caliana]: hehe
[*Joaquin]: I think it's behind my eyes
[*Joaquin]: can't stop crying
[*Dark-Priestess]:
[*Caliana]: I think we brok Joa
[*Joaquin]: I can smell it and taste it at the same time...
[*Dark-Priestess]: DOuble the experiance
[*Deadswitch]: you smell with your eyes?
[*Joaquin]: and if I listen carefully....I think I can hear it.
[*Caliana]: I belched at tabletop, and then 2 seconds later I felt the gas rip through my sinuses.
[*Joaquin]: someone snag that quote from cali..
Deadswitch laughs.
[*Caliana]: my friend was like "yeah, that's sexy *eyeroll*, then my face lit up, I grabbed my nose, whimpered and fell over
[*Dark-Priestess]: *snap *
[*Caliana]: wait, what quote?
[*Mariposita]: lol
[*Joaquin]: the boyscout one
[*Joaquin]: almost killed me
[*Dark-Priestess]: Got it
[*Caliana]: hehe
[*Joaquin]: the other one is pretty good too

[Caliana]

~Highlights~
[*Corupted]: this looks better
Facepalm!
[*Dark-Priestess]: All good
[Caliana]: oh lord.. he looks like a rapist at a boy scout birthday party
[*Joaquin]: omg
[*Joaquin]: chocking
[Caliana]: okay, now that the party hat and cargo shorts are gone, he looks.. adventurous
...
[*Joaquin]: I don't know where that Coke Zero I swallowed went...but it wasn't my stomach
[Caliana]: hehe
[*Joaquin]: I think it's behind my eyes
[*Joaquin]: can't stop crying
[Caliana]: I think we broke Joa
[*Joaquin]: I can smell it and taste it at the same time...
[*Dark-Priestess]: DOuble the experiance
[*Deadswitch]: you smell with your eyes?
[*Joaquin]: and if I listen carefully....I think I can hear it.

[*Joaquin]: someone snag that quote from cali..
[Caliana]: wait, what quote?
[*Mariposita]: lol
[*Joaquin]: the boyscout one
[*Joaquin]: almost killed me
[*Dark-Priestess]: Got it
[Caliana]: hehe
...
[Caliana]: I wish I had gotten a pic of that outfit to go with the quote
[*Dark-Priestess]: Got em both
[*Joaquin]: <3
[Caliana]: dangit.. it should have been "at a" not "as a
[*Mariposita]: don't waste teh coke zeroz up your noses
[*Mariposita]: NOOOO
[*Mariposita]: PRECIOUS PRECIOUS COKE ZERO
[Caliana]: Joa's snorting coke. Noone's surprised.
[*Joaquin]: cherry coke zero
[Caliana]: nary an eyelash was bat over the ordeal.
[Caliana]: yep.. broke Joa
[*Corupted]: there you go...
[*Mariposita]: i'd bat an eyelash. where did he get the coke? and why didn't he share?!
[*Dark-Priestess]: Little Joa breaker
[Caliana]: no.. you had on some kind of rapist shorts on, I'm positive.
[*Mariposita]:
[*Corupted]: i don't have any shorts
[Caliana]: I swear there were rapist shorts.
[Caliana]: they were tan and had pockets
[*Dark-Priestess]: Ahhhh so cute he lookslike a little horse jockey now
[*Dark-Priestess]: Ahw poo n
You giggle.
[Caliana]: he looks super serious too
[Caliana]: makes me wanna tickle him just to make his character smile
...
(at this point, Joa says, on air, something about not knowing where the swallow went, but that it didn't go down his throat)
[Caliana]: Wow.. strangly, this won't be the first time I've been associated with the quote "I don't know where that swallow went"
[*Mariposita]: that's what... she said?
[*Mariposita]: what...
[*Deadswitch]: wat >.>

[Vallikat]

You see what happens when you put clothes on, Cor?

I was going to blame my headache for missing the show last night. But maybe I should be thankful that I didn't have to stare too long at Boy Scout rapist Cor.

[Caliana]

*while discussing the new Meat is Murder outfit, with Amy wearing the apron+ panty thing*
[*Ameliah]: haha
[Zellira]: It's like a mullet dress..
[*Kirasha]: It is!
[*Vallikat]: bahahahaha
[Zellira]: Business in the front, panty in the back

[Caliana]

[*Ashval]: Lemme know when you devolve into /makeoutwithAshval
[*Thiefofsouls]: ok

[Caliana]

*quoting out of context is fun* (keep in mind that o and a looks the same in game chat)

[*Vallikat]: wait...how did we start talking about wonkers?
[Caliana]: that's my cue to leave
[*Phyxxy]: I want it as pet
[*Phyxxy]: in this game
[Caliana]: a wanker?
[Caliana]: you want a pet wanker?
[*Vallikat]: not sure they can now
[Caliana]: I...
[*Phyxxy]: ..

[Caliana]

[Caliana]: Anyone else find it disturbing that we're dancing where people are supposed to park their privates?
[*madaxxx]: what?
[*Thiefofsouls]: Not till now!!
[*Ashval]: LOLOL
[*Ashval]: That took me a minute
[*madaxxx]: ahhhh
[*madaxxx]: durpa durrrz
[*Vallikat]: hahaha
*Cherri goes through a seemingly-long process of reading "drinking privates" to moving her view to look at the floor.
[*Ashval]: ...
[*Ashval]: .................................
[*Cherri]: lool... "park" could look like "drink".
[*Cherri]: They both have a K.
[*Ashval]: LOLOL
[*Cherri]: Accept it.
[*Cherri]: look*
[*Iolanthe]: wow.
[*Cherri]: Damn alcohol
[*Iolanthe]: I love you
[*Iolanthe]: I so love you
*Cherri giggles
[Caliana]: ....


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[*Moiren]: Mmm lots of head coming up.
[*Ashval]: ...
[*Iolanthe]: Your verbal typos are sexy.
[*Vallikat]: wow Moiren
*Iolanthe nods.
[*Ashval]: I love Moiren.
*Moiren innocent.
[*Iolanthe]: Not after that you aren't


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[*Iolanthe]: Wow, for some reason, this song is really doing it for me.
[*MoxMox]: wtf
[*Moiren]: Yeah, well I have no pants on.
[*Vallikat]: I have hot hands...that is all

[Shigy]

[Mawerick]: I just gotta say, Ash... As a lesbian... Hearign your voice makes me all kinds of tingly.
[Mawerick]: Hearing*
[*Ashval]: I have that effect on lesbians. *nod*

[Caliana]

[*Lykeios]: mmm that was good pie ^.^ sloppy, juicy and packed full of meaty goodness
[*Kriegshammer]:
[*Ashval]: Meat pie ftw.
[Caliana]: o.0
[Caliana]: I...
[Caliana]: .... nevermind
[*Ashval]: Perv.
[Caliana]: I know you guys too well
[*Kriegshammer]: I'm glad you didn't say Full of peaness
[Caliana]: >.<
[*Lykeios]: no I skipped the peaness today
[*madaxxx]: +ROFLMFAO

[Sweet]

[*Vallikat]: I thhnk that Temple cat just peed on Draug Lord Puppy
[*Ashval]: The security sphere just scanned Kira's ass.
[*madaxxx]: good! that thing is hideous
[*Ashval]: ...
[Ameliah]: i trained it well
[*Ashval]: Bad timing there. LOL