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The NOT to do list

PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 9:10 am
by Katrine
Here is 213 things skippy isnt allowed to do!

Skippy's list

:D

PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 12:38 pm
by Oddysee
Frosted lucky charms... Hahaha! Priceless!

91. I am not authorized to initiate Jihad.


This is absolutely fabulous!



:twisted: Tm

PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2004 11:52 pm
by Firia
Hee!
"It is better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission, no longer applies to Specialist Schwarz."
can't read them all just now. ^_^ I'll have to later. ^_^

PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2004 12:56 am
by Maenos
lol!

some of those had me laughing so hard I was nearly crying, hehe.

PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2004 1:09 am
by Coltess
Poor Skippy. It seems everybody was out to get him... :mrgreen:

well...

PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2004 1:37 am
by Riviques
yet again, another reason to not give me a gun and camo

PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2004 3:06 am
by Tacz
And thats why we play airsoft, Rivi :D

*Hands Rivi a M4 and runs like hell as he gets pelted many'a time in the back*

JIHAD! JIHAD!

well...

PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2004 1:36 pm
by Riviques
**takes off shirt, ties it around his head, fires m4a1 from the hip**

pay back time

**pops in a cigar and grows a mullet** <--mullets can be badass

PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2004 2:12 pm
by Mummu
87. If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.

145. I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test.

Re: well...

PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 12:20 am
by Coltess
Riviques wrote:**pops in a cigar and grows a mullet** <--mullets can be badass

No they can't. They are severely GIMPED :twisted:

Re: well...

PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 1:41 am
by Firia
Coltess wrote:
Riviques wrote:**pops in a cigar and grows a mullet** <--mullets can be badass

No they can't. They are severely GIMPED :twisted:


werd.
Never grow a mullet.
Never. I will personally pimp you. 8)

PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 1:45 am
by Ichyro
*grows a mullet*

Yay, just don't use the pimpstick of doomage on me. :wink:

PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 2:37 am
by Tacz
*already has a mullet without the sideburns*

S***... *runs off like a speeding turtle*

PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 3:13 am
by Coltess
*whips out her spas12*
You better run to the nearest barber young Tacz...
*raises it to her shoulder*
and in zig zag if you what is good for you
*finger tightens on the trigger...*
:twisted:

PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 3:15 am
by Tacz
Uhh...

Image Please?

PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 3:42 am
by Coltess
Next time run faster! :wink:

PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 3:44 am
by Tacz
I just like barrels :D

well...

PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 4:34 am
by Riviques
**cuts mullet off**
funny...snake for metal gear solid looked good in a combat mullet...

-i make math fun!!!!-

m4a1 + ak74su + mp5a5 (5.56 x 9mm x .45) = tacz / rounds per minute / strengh of the barrel

the sum of this problem is as simple as tacz = f**ked

OMFG!

PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 10:47 pm
by Spinzone
OMG!



146. Nor should I drink three quarts of red food coloring, and scream during the same.

Wish I'd have thought of that about 3 years ago.....

164. There is no such thing as a were-virgin.


YES THERE IS!!! Ask Spinfixer =p

PostPosted: Tue Feb 10, 2004 12:35 am
by Tacz
Nah.

AK47 + Tightbore inner barrel + scope + silencer + Alpenflage camo = Damn good time