
Posted:
Wed Jan 21, 2004 9:55 am
by Kyrros
Uh..
http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php?usrname=Yiphyin&sex=m
http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php?usrname=Kyrros&sex=m
Well, that's just downright scary. Accurate, but scary. LOL
All I gotta say... go through the GSP DJ's names. I laughed my ass off at O, Lauri, Jair, Veld, Pantie.. just about everyone had something demented. Oddly, both Lauri and Pantie's said nearly the same thing.. Hmm.....

Posted:
Wed Jan 21, 2004 10:38 am
by Xtrophic
I like mine
http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php?u ... phic&sex=m
Sprinting across the tundra, brandishing a bladed baseball bat, cometh Xtrophic! And he gives a low grunt:
"As sure as predators devour prey, I slice through beating hearts with reckless abandon!!"

Posted:
Wed Jan 21, 2004 12:38 pm
by D@ve
good post very funny!
Might make a macro of my warcry to use it


Posted:
Wed Jan 21, 2004 12:42 pm
by Maenos
http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php?u ... enos&sex=m
I pillage like a sentient bulldozer!"
...I pillage like a sentient bulldozer?

Posted:
Wed Jan 21, 2004 4:49 pm
by Tarryk
Tarryk: "Blood and souls for my dark lord! I am on a crash course with bloody destiny!!"
Epicine: "Vengeance and goo (and leet piss) flow from my veins! I shall fill the world with the stench of death (like a punk)!!!"

Posted:
Wed Jan 21, 2004 5:12 pm
by Ceryn
Ceryn - "I'm going to hump you until you are hot and bothered!!!"
Varekai - "Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I desecrate until my loins find satisfaction!"
Cernunnos - "I'm going to bruise you until I am off parole, and launch you into deep space!!!"
Kerithrion - "I'm seriously going to bludgeon you beyond the end of time, and launch you into deep space!!!"

Posted:
Wed Jan 21, 2004 5:15 pm
by Lauri
Who is that, sprinting across the icy wasteland! It is Sezmra, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! She howls thunderously:
"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I swear that on this night, you shall dine in hell!"


Posted:
Wed Jan 21, 2004 6:07 pm
by Firia
The hell? ^_^
Firia - "I'm going to torment you until you acquire caulrophobia!!!"
Firia The Angel - "I'm going to smash you until you spontaneously degenerate, then steal your lederhosen!!"
Ouch.


Posted:
Wed Jan 21, 2004 6:13 pm
by Firia
ROFL!!
Holy CRAP!!
I put my name in there, Lyta, and this is what got spat back at me.
"I'm seriously going to fuck you so hard, you will not be able to see straight!!!"

Posted:
Wed Jan 21, 2004 6:20 pm
by Boinky

Posted:
Wed Jan 21, 2004 7:45 pm
by Gridfan
I'm going to fuck you so painfully, the Earth will spin twice as fast!!!"
Oh yeah. soo me rotfl!

Posted:
Wed Jan 21, 2004 9:36 pm
by Jairyn
...LMAO
http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php?u ... iryn&sex=m
"I'm going to spank you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!!!"
*cries from laughing so hard*

Posted:
Wed Jan 21, 2004 9:40 pm
by Darth Bootay
LOL OMFG!!!!
Boinky! Is that a promise?
/me giggles helplessly, rolling on the ground like an epileptic.

Posted:
Wed Jan 21, 2004 9:47 pm
by Oddysee
Hmm...
Tim = "I'm going to make tacos with your corpse!!!"
Oddysee = "Hail the blood-letting! I am on a crash course with bloody destiny!!"
Oddy = "I'm going to fuck you until your rump glows, and hijack your momma's airplane!"
Hmm... Odd... I don't even like taco's... Oh well
Tm

Posted:
Wed Jan 21, 2004 10:10 pm
by Boinky
Almost forgot my pets..
Mot's Bot -
http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php?usrname=Mot%27s+Bot&sex=m
& Sparky -
http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php?usrname=Sparky&sex=m
Yup, those are my bots! Good boys, and umm can I have a fresh Pita Spark?

well...

Posted:
Wed Jan 21, 2004 11:09 pm
by Riviques
rivieque:
Who is that, sprinting through the steppes! It is Rivieque, hands clutching a mighty sword! He howls apocalyptically:
"I'm going to spank you in such an inhumane manner, you will see ultraviolet!"
riviques:
Skulking over the candy store, attacking with two hardened pitas, cometh Riviques! And he gives a low grunt:
"For the love of beatings, I desecrate until there is no more hope!"
good god...personally i always went with "im here to drink beer and kick ass, and im all outta beer." ...guess ill have to change it.