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I'm having a problem getting a video, can you help me?

PostPosted: Thu Jan 08, 2004 12:54 am
by Nexeus
THE PROBLEM: Two Videos are for sale - Which to Buy? The Titanic Video
or
The Clinton Video??? Decisions, decisions......

TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet
CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet


TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long
CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long

TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love,
and
subsequent catastrophe.
CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love,
and subsequent catastrophe.

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist
CLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a bullshit artist

TITANIC VIDEO: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar
CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill

TITANIC VIDEO: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined
CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica


TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit
CLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go there

TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry
CLINTON VIDEO: Monica forced to return her gifts

TITANIC VIDEO: Rose remembers Jack forever
CLINTON VIDEO: Clinton doesn't remember Jack

TITANIC VIDEO: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen
CLINTON VIDEO: Monica...uh, never mind

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death
CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary ... basically the same
thing.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 08, 2004 1:23 am
by Darth Bootay
LOL Nex! That was so wrong, yet so right. ROTFLMAO!

PostPosted: Thu Jan 08, 2004 1:46 am
by Ichyro
LMAO! Hahahahha. :D

PostPosted: Thu Jan 08, 2004 2:19 am
by Gridfan
*cracks up*

PostPosted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 9:03 am
by Oddysee
Oh that is SO nicked! :P





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