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So I was in the barbershop... you know the typical one that you would imagine from the south whole bunch of people getting their hair cut, local discussion about cars, women, music videos, women, money, women... and women... . You know the local bunch old men and youngin's cutting hair, so one guy said something that I found funny, and with Tarryk's self quote in a post somewhere, I figured... hey what are your top Three favorite quotes? Here are mine:

"Those who lead the path of immaturity only endure pleasures momentarily"
~ Myself, 21st Century Pimp DJ

"In china china is not china it is an earthen ware. In China there is no need of China because in China china is china. All who liked china like china and have china. China in America is not an earthen ware"
~ Gertrude Stein, from "The Geographical History of America"

"It's funny, for nine months before you are born you are trying to get out of a hole, then for the rest of your life you are trying to get yourself into one"
~ Random guy at a barber shop, talking about the dilemma men face

Nexeus wrote:So I was in the barbershop... you know the typical one that you would imagine from the south whole bunch of people getting their hair cut, local discussion about cars, women, music videos, women, money, women... and women... . You know the local bunch old men and youngin's cutting hair, so one guy said something that I found funny, and with Tarryk's self quote in a post somewhere, I figured... hey what are your top Three favorite quotes? Here are mine:

"Those who lead the path of immaturity only endure pleasures momentarily"
~ Myself, 21st Century Pimp DJ

"In china china is not china it is an earthen ware. In China there is no need of China because in China china is china. All who liked china like china and have china. China in America is not an earthen ware"
~ Gertrude Stein, from "The Geographical History of America"

"It's funny, for nine months before you are born you are trying to get out of a hole, then for the rest of your life you are trying to get yourself into one"
~ Random guy at a barber shop, talking about the dilemma men face

My god, thats the best. Lmao!

"Life is like horse, wearing suit, smoking cigar...
Hard to explain!"
~John Allison of Scary Go Round

"When your opinion is scrutinized or questioned, blindly believe in it anyway. People will think you know something they don't."
~Joe of No Need For Bushido on being stubborn

"Man with hand in pocket feel' cockey all the time..."
~My dad, when I told him not to get cockey, cus he woke me up at 6 o' clock a sunday morning, and asked if I'd like a useless piece of information...




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These aren't necessarily my top/favorite quotes.. They're just what's comin to mind atm. Catch me after a some drinks and a loud bar show and the list may be totally different...

"Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will let it pass through me, and when it is gone there will be nothing -- only I will remain."
- Frank Herbert, Dune


"What bigger hell is there than a heaven full of people like you?"
- unknown/various


... my brain siezed up... I blame the chinese food I had for lunch. More will come to mind later, I'm sure.

Now I remember the ones I wanted to add...

"There is much to be learned, and you have no time."
- Ogra, The Dark Crystal
(quite fitting for me atm)

"F@#k it Dude, let's go bowling."
- Walter, Big Lebowski

"Man, do I look like I'm F@#K'in married??? The toilet seat is UP man!!!"
- the Dude, Big Lebowski

I wonder if anyone will ever see this.

"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today" - No idea who did that one.

"Kill the spiders…and save the butterflies…It’s rational until you realize that by striving for it, you become a spider yourself…" - Some amv i watched

"Man fears the darkness, and so he scrapes away at the edges of it with fire." - Rei Ayanami (Neon Genesis Evangelion)

And the one in my sig is also a favorite of mine.

"Those who fear the dark, have never seen what the light can do..."
~Some fallen angel dude in the small print of a Magic the Gathering Lightning bolt card... Kinda made me laugh...


"We go this way, it quite safe... you go first
-Aaayyyyyyyyyyy
On second thought... We go this way"
~Goblin mountaineers. Another Magic the Gathering card...

"Step one, find cousin...
Step two, fire cannon...
Step three, find another cousin..."
~Goblin cousin cannon... Again from Magic the Gathering, they have some funny small prints some times...


Never call you wife stupid... Remember who she married...
~A sign at my local pub...




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I wonder if anyone will ever see this.

God, who the hell got me started on this?

"The evil furniture is covering the earth like a huge evil blanket that's really... Huge... yeah!..."
~Earth worm Jim

"How are we gonna get out of here?
*nasal sound*
Good idea snot, but I doubt my mouth can hold that much marmelade..."
~Earth worm Jim

"A 5 ounce swallow cannot carry a 10 pound coconut..."
~Eric Idle from Monty Python's "Search for the holy grail"




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"Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will let it pass through me, and when it is gone there will be nothing -- only I will remain."
- Frank Herbert, Dune

h00t Decavolt - that is so my favorite book quote, of all time, ever.

"We are our own Demise."
- myself, sudden epiphane in '97 (turned principle which I still live by)

"I've always felt like a vehicle for something else, but then I've never really sorted out what that was. I think everybody, at one time or another, gets that kind of feeling; that they aren't just here for themselves, and more often than not they turn to... religion. There's a feeling that we are here for another purpose, and in me it's very strong."
- David Bowie

"First of all, the author is a liar."
- 'Narrator', Wit'ch Fire (James Clemens)
(That particular quote, while quite simple, is actually really deep to me; it hints at how each story has it's own lies and truths, depending on who tells it. That is pretty much a fact of reality.)

Lauri wrote:"First of all, the author is a liar."
- 'Narrator', Wit'ch Fire (James Clemens)

The bible should start with that remark...





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Heathen!

"if you sense calm, its only because you are in the eye of a storm"
~cant remember hwo was taht, peter something maybe?

"communication is only possible under equals"
~hackbard celine in illuminatus by wilson

where i like to add: "and between equlas its unnecessary"
~mummu, neutral engi

"all animals are equal, but some are more"
~george orwell, animal farm

"u can do everything, except slamming shut a spinndoor with ya butt"
~german saying(, wich looses in the translation)

"ich u wash mother earth from your skin, she ll wash you from hers"
~old dwarfen saying

and quite a few more, but i dont know how to translate them correctly now, so in my next post.....

"wjuicyw: REMEMBER GRACES PARTY
me: ya
wjuicyw: you were the only boy
me: ya
wjuicyw: we saw the movie chocolat
me: ya
wjuicyw: and back
me: ya
wjuicyw: i stole ur check
wjuicyw: and you never noticed
me: ...what!?"

[WARNING!]
The following quote is morbid... SKIP if you're faint of heart... Or if you don't get why black sarcasm is funny... This WILL offend people who like the british monarchy, tho I can't see why anyone would do that...


"Seat belts... who needs them"
~Diana

"It'll be over by christmas"
~Random soldier in WWI

Arh! what's the worst thing that could happen?
~Me before taking a leak on an electrical fence...

"Aww, it's so cute!!!"
~A friend of mine right before her new puppy took a dump on her leather couch...

"I bet this will be fun!"
~The first man to set foot on the Titanic

"Hueston, we have a problem"
~Any dumb moron who was ever shot into space




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I wonder if anyone will ever see this.

Oddysee wrote:Arh! what's the worst thing that could happen?
~Me before taking a leak on an electrical fence...

lol.

...so, what happened?

Let's just say:
Don't try that at home kids, this stunt was performed by a proffesional idiot and should not be copied or impersonated in any way...





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I pray you had high electricity-ac armor on =D