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Tarryk, apparently, sucks!...

PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2003 2:11 am
by Oddysee
Hey! easy now...

*/me dodges the spray of bullets...*

It was his own statement... not mine... well, ok, it was ALSO his statement... anyway, while hosting a competition, he suddenly realizes that he HASN'T turned on the mike... so nobody posted...
Well, we all had a good laugh, and I'm now offering you lot the chance to point and laugh with us...

*/me points and laughs at Tarryk*
:twisted: Tm

PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2003 2:25 am
by Ichyro
Tarryk sucks...

He sucks coolness. 8)

Its alright though, better Tarryks humble and realizes his mistake, but isn't hard on himself.

PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2003 3:15 am
by Tristalyn
Not hard on himself...

Sucking...

I must investigate this at once!

PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2003 3:32 am
by Ichyro
Tristalyn wrote:Not hard on himself...

Sucking...

I must investigate this at once!



Tristalyn, can I be the one who gets to make all sorts of sexual jokes (Crude and tasteful), and sexual ineddo relating to sucking and the DJ's and members?

Pweeeeezee! :cry:

PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2003 4:43 am
by Oddysee
*A drunken irishman from the other posts appear*

NO JOKES... NO FUDGE... Just Guinness!... and river dance... it hurts... but that's life!
:twisted: Tm[/b]

PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2003 4:48 am
by Firia
Ichyro wrote:Tarryk sucks...

He sucks coolness. 8)



And he sucks SO well! 8)

Ichyro wrote:
Tristalyn wrote:Not hard on himself...

Sucking...

I must investigate this at once!



Tristalyn, can I be the one who gets to make all sorts of sexual jokes (Crude and tasteful), and sexual ineddo relating to sucking and the DJ's and members?

Pweeeeezee! :cry:


HAH! :P

PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2003 4:56 am
by Ichyro
Oddysee wrote:*A drunken irishman from the other posts appear*

NO JOKES... NO FUDGE... Just Guinness!... and river dance... it hurts... but that's life!
:twisted: Tm[/b]



The fudge remains on Katieblu!

We shall have jokes! And guinness! And rivah dance!

They can take our Gridstream, but they'll nevah take...

OUR FREEE DONNNAATS! (Donuts)

PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2003 5:00 am
by Firia
*plunders ichy's donut* :P

PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2003 5:00 am
by Firia
*plunders ichy's donut* :P

PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2003 5:08 am
by Ichyro
Twice? You soul-less monster! Underneath that cute Pirate Queeny Skin your nothing more than a evil hoochie of a poochie!


*Don't ask*


*Steals Firia's Booty*

PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2003 5:23 am
by Firia
twice? Gads, how'd that happe-- My Booty!!
You'll pay little man!
You'll pay! :twisted:

PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2003 5:29 am
by Ichyro
Ho ho ho! You'll never catch the wee highlander Ichy! I'll make your pants itch, your shoes itch, and your dark-as-night-elf spots itch as well! Haha!


Now, my celtic lads! We are off to sample booty from around the globe! Perhaps even some celestial bootay!


Bring the Irish! Bring the Scottish! Bring our British distant cousins!


You don't scare me Pirate Queen! Your pirates can't go into the highlands!

Unless your those final fantasy flying ship things...but if thats true then we get Berserkers (ORSON! :D ) and axes and Mel Gibson!

PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2003 5:47 pm
by Coltess
I destinctly remember hearing of Vikings terrorising Ireland in my history classes, so why not pirates.
I have your back Firia when you go after Ichyro to reclaim your lost booty!
*sharpens her sword and calls forth the valkyrries of old*

PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2003 6:24 pm
by Ichyro
Coltess wrote:I destinctly remember hearing of Vikings terrorising Ireland in my history classes, so why not pirates.
I have your back Firia when you go after Ichyro to reclaim your lost booty!
*sharpens her sword and calls forth the valkyrries of old*



Ah were in leage with some of those vikings! They just went after the silly Roman Catholtic Irish lads.

*Begins to drink and throw gigantic axes into the sky*

PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2003 7:21 pm
by Tarryk
And this is why I do the shows that I do. Because anyone listening is easily as insane as I am. This thread proves that.

PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2003 7:21 pm
by Mummu
*wonders why that little thing down there throws axes at me...*

PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2003 8:14 pm
by Oddysee
*/me stumbles out of his tent, kilt the wrong way on and his battle axe in one hand, a Guinness in the other*

CHAAARGE LADS! we'll steal deir lasses and rape deir sheep before de night is over... erh... or som'n like dat!

*/me blows his battle horn to gather the masses*

Charge lads! CHARGE!!! De sun'll be shinin in deir innerds before de sun sets! send in the first wave... THE RIVER DANCERS!!! :twisted: Tm

*/me stumbles across the plain as he and his river dancers rush towards the pirate outpost*


- I tried to tell them, but they never learn, first you pillage then you burn...
I told them all, again and again, you rape the women and kill the men -

PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2003 8:51 pm
by Ichyro
Ack! Lad! We're so sexay, we dun't need'ta rape and pillage! We just gottah pillage!

De pirates have homo-erotic tendencies! And are scrawny liddle buggars!

We? Us Celtics are buff! Some of us are hairy, some of us are thin, some of us are bulky! We got sexay hair too! And the elf boy legolas! Elves came from Celtic mythos! So we got the Lady-Killah of the century too!

Big Phallis's too! :shock:

All tehy got is Johnny Deep (Or is it Dep) and we have the elf boy, from Ireland, for that is where elves came from!


Our commanders!

De Shawn Connery! Fat Bastard! Mel Gibson! Legolas (Cuz elves are Irish or celtic. :P)! C'mon Lads! CHARGE de foe!

De'll be blood an guts! Potatoes and Guinness! De moon shall rise and give insight into de bloodbath of er anger and death!

PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2003 10:12 pm
by Coltess
Ichyro wrote:Shawn Connery!

I do believe he prefers Scotch to Guiness :P

PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2003 10:42 pm
by Nexeus
Tarryk wrote:And this is why I do the shows that I do. Because anyone listening is easily as insane as I am. This thread proves that.


And all of this time I thought I was trully the criminal insane one.... ahh well....