Ack! Lad! We're so sexay, we dun't need'ta rape and pillage! We just gottah pillage!
De pirates have homo-erotic tendencies! And are scrawny liddle buggars!
We? Us Celtics are buff! Some of us are hairy, some of us are thin, some of us are bulky! We got sexay hair too! And the elf boy legolas! Elves came from Celtic mythos! So we got the Lady-Killah of the century too!
Big Phallis's too!
All tehy got is Johnny Deep (Or is it Dep) and we have the elf boy, from Ireland, for that is where elves came from!
Our commanders!
De Shawn Connery! Fat Bastard! Mel Gibson! Legolas (Cuz elves are Irish or celtic.

)! C'mon Lads! CHARGE de foe!
De'll be blood an guts! Potatoes and Guinness! De moon shall rise and give insight into de bloodbath of er anger and death!