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Okay, browsing the fourms, and Ichyro gave me an idea... which DJ would you pimp?

For me, people may guess Katieblu cause of the bootie... but I'm sorry, I would pimp out Tristilyn only because not only can she be one hotaliscious babe, and is very pimpable but can sing, and hell I can make money just off her singing.

Thark! Why pimp KatieBlu! Why the hell would you want to pimp her!!!

I'd just keep her to myself!

Screw money, for love is worth thousands more...

Unless that happens to be the lotto. Then you can just buy back the love.

Tristalyn's got too much a nice voice to not be a singer...maybe a nightclub singer. Her beauty's more than enough to gather enough cash to buy Jobe, but it'd be an injustice to treat such a person as Tristalyn as a object.

Lauri...she scares me.

Besides, its a wee bit indecient to describe who we want to pimp. We oughta let them decide.


And it just occured to me.

I want to pimp Metalynx.


Not to be offensive to the rest of the DJs. I'd love to pimp you all. *Hugs*

I know he's not a DJ, but I'd pimp Epicine.

Welcome to the mean dream
of Epicine so grab a seat
and grab a leet treat
cause I'm back to a different beat
smackin' up the soleets, paradise reets, biofreaks, got meat?
Helper bots don't not get shock by the karate chop
or the kick drop, watch the beat drop
and your ass get stomped
like a punk bitch

Ichyro wrote:And it just occured to me.

I want to pimp Metalynx.

BWAHAHAHAHA!!

ichyro, i bet otori would sell you to me cheap. he needs some new cas armor. just kidding!

Hey Katie.. is that Quistis from FF8 in your avatar?

*makes a scary face at Ichyro*

a what in my avatar? lol, i just picked from the list.

Katieblu wrote:ichyro, i bet otori would sell you to me cheap. he needs some new cas armor. just kidding!

Humm he needs new Cas armor eh? You think a ql 2 cas armor will be enough for you Katie?

Katieblu wrote:ichyro, i bet otori would sell you to me cheap. he needs some new cas armor. just kidding!

*Cries*

I'm worth CAS armor?


Well, whatever the case, I get sold to you, woohoo!

*Hides behind Katie after seeing scary-faced Lauri*

Awww...I wub my pimpette.

She saved me from a evil pimp who wanted to pimp me to a bunch of dominatrix Amazonian Mantis (Kills the mate) Woman of Rubi Kai.

A character from Final Fantasy 8

Ichyro wrote:Awww...I wub my pimpette.

She saved me from a evil pimp who wanted to pimp me to a bunch of dominatrix Amazonian Mantis (Kills the mate) Woman of Rubi Kai.

And I could have gotten away with it too!!!

How many women could a lazyimperial pimp, if a lazimperial could pimp women?

wait, I'm pimping DJs and I can only pick one. well, looks like Katieblu is sold...... so I would pimp Lauri or Tarryk. Lauri would be a sure winner with the men (and women and uni... ) and Tarryk would get me a lot of money from Sensuality. 23 million for one of your own members? well what about...

Tarryk in a thong. gaze upon Tarryk. You can't resist him. I demand money.

I must have him....

It won't be cheap. you spent 23 million on a member of your own guild. well, Tarryk is more elusive prey. he is like the wind baby. there one second, and then gone. fluid like water.

you are trying to ruin me.

but its worth it isn't it???

yes... *hugs her wallet*

yes... I'd be a evil pimp.

Hmm... think I'd pimp Tarryk or Velderon, the birds (women for you non british peeps) are to easy, no challenge, and somehow, Tarryk and Veld just know what to play... so from a "I'm pimping a DJ, not an arse" point of view, I think they could make a fair bit o' dosh!

IF, on the other hand I was pimpin arse, trist, Katie or Lauri... hmm... guess it depends on the buyers fetish, so... I'd see who was buyin first... tho I can emagine the chaos, shouting "Katieblu for sale, first come, first serve" would bring... man, I'd hate to be caught in the middle of that stampede...

"I think they could make a fair bit o' dosh!"

Oh, if only that were true in RL.

I'd try to pimp Metalynx and Tarryk and I'd make them believe that they were to attend a party as dj's, and first tell them when they arrived

Veldron wrote:"I think they could make a fair bit o' dosh!"

Oh, if only that were true in RL.

wow I didn't know u were working the streets in RL!?!? But get a new pimp if the pay is low, try Lazy

LMAO!!!

I can't think of anything to say in response to that.

LOL

Hmm...that's about the only thing I haven't tried in regards to making money.

oh nice to know I'm not the only one who drank water from a fishtank

Edit: Goodnight I can see on my post it's getting late

Thank you for the kind compliments

Do I get a percentage?