How many women could a lazyimperial pimp, if a lazimperial could pimp women?
wait, I'm pimping DJs and I can only pick one. well, looks like Katieblu is sold...... so I would pimp Lauri or Tarryk. Lauri would be a sure winner with the men (and women and uni...

) and Tarryk would get me a lot of money from Sensuality. 23 million for one of your own members? well what about...

Tarryk in a thong. gaze upon Tarryk. You can't resist him. I demand money.

I must have him....

It won't be cheap. you spent 23 million on a member of your own guild. well, Tarryk is more elusive prey. he is like the wind baby. there one second, and then gone. fluid like water.

you are trying to ruin me.

but its worth it isn't it???

yes... *hugs her wallet*
yes... I'd be a evil pimp.
