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by **Lazyimperial** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 6:12 pm

Today I decided to talk to some females in my PE class I decided to take over the summer. This conversation took a turn though, as they all started to say perverted things, rub up against me, and offer some sexual favors. Now I must wonder... what the hell did I do to start this? I came over and acted nice and boom. Is it the fact that I'm not that bad looking, the speech impediment that sounds like a German accent, do I have a nice personality, or are the women I know in real life just a tad easy? I'm confused. lol

the most confusing part is that I just met them today, and they had known me for only 2 hours... I mean eek.

by **Mummu** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 6:50 pm

its the german accent.

by **Otori** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 7:15 pm

Were they Opifex girls? Because if so, that explains it. As everybody knows, Opifex Girls Are Easy.

by **Lauri** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 8:04 pm

Otori wrote:Were they Opifex girls? Because if so, that explains it. As everybody knows, Opifex Girls Are Easy.

*gasp* <tm>

by **Coltess** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 11:43 pm

You must have used AXE before going to class! That always happens, the women I mean, in the commercials. :wink:

by **Lazyimperial** » Tue Jul 01, 2003 1:15 am

Were they Opifex girls? Because if so, that explains it. As everybody knows, Opifex Girls Are Easy.

my my, I'd like to disagree but..... mwhahahaha :twisted:

I think if it weren't for the fact that I like woman a year or 4 older then myself and would never take advantage of a situation I wouldnt' have to work too hard to ... "party". Ohio females..... they just seem so strange.

*as lazyimperial posts this he looks at the AXE website and wonders if that stuff works, not that he would buy it if it did of course.....*

http://www.youtube.com/user/Tarryk · by **Tarryk** » Tue Jul 01, 2003 1:24 am

You sound like you're complaining that you're getting too much female attention, Lazy.

99% of straight men on this planet, including myself, would give a testicle to get that kind of attention in social situations. Were I you, I would complain less (and probably be online less too, lol).

by **Ichyro** » Tue Jul 01, 2003 1:30 am

Tarryk wrote:You sound like you're complaining that you're getting too much female attention, Lazy.

99% of straight men on this planet, including myself, would give a testicle to get that kind of attention in social situations. Were I you, I would complain less (and probably be online less too, lol).

You'd be on less?

I would dissapear entirely.

Look mate, if they are not whores, are interested, and you like em...go for it.

Oh and Opifex girls are NOT EASY.

I have to down so many Leet pisses before I get the courage to talk to one, and they have to down something like 27 just to get into bed.

by **Katieblu** » Tue Jul 01, 2003 1:41 am

hey lazy, i had fun on our date! you behaved yourself very nicely, i was impressed! most guys cant handle this sexy booty of mine! hehe, j/k! if you are as nice in real life, as in game, i can see why girls are attracted to you! you are adorable. and no, you dont give the wrong impression, probably all the right ones! :wink:

by **Otori** » Tue Jul 01, 2003 1:43 am

Hm Katieblu.....what exactually does your signature mean anyways ?!?! :twisted:

by **Ichyro** » Tue Jul 01, 2003 2:06 am

Otori wrote:Hm Katieblu.....what exactually does your signature mean anyways ?!?!

*Blood flies from his nose, and falls unconcious*

by **Firia** » Tue Jul 01, 2003 5:08 am

hehehe,
women hold so much power over men, it's just sick. :mrgreen:

Esspecially if tarryk will savrifice a testical for that attention. :roll:

ew.

by **Ichyro** » Tue Jul 01, 2003 5:18 am

Well, that brings up an intereting point...

Us males aren't really that interested in increasing our "Bloodline", or even our race anymore.....

Could it be the warmpth and emotion of a woman in the sack is more powerful than greed, power, and the rest?

I think so!

by **Lazyimperial** » Tue Jul 01, 2003 5:23 am

Could it be the warmpth and emotion of a woman in the sack is more powerful than greed, power, and the rest?

maybe it just is that our lower parts are able to overpower our upper part's desire for evil things by replacing that with a desire for cute attractive smart babes?

by **Ichyro** » Tue Jul 01, 2003 5:25 am

Lazyimperial wrote:
Could it be the warmpth and emotion of a woman in the sack is more powerful than greed, power, and the rest?

maybe it just is that our lower parts are able to overpower our upper part's desire for evil things by replacing that with a desire for cute attractive smart babes?

Yes....

But I tried to give a philosphical almost Slayn-like approach to it, until SOMEBODY came along.... -_-

Oh piss off, I'll just drink and give cat-calls at passing cute girls like the rest of ya.

And tarryk, I hate your boards avatar settings...

I have a 11.9 k.b Avatar, below 80x80 and it won't lemme use it!

Scratch that, I had to blurrify it to get it to work.

This angers Gatsu.

*Yes, those are foreign Smilie. o_0*

by **Lazyimperial** » Tue Jul 01, 2003 5:56 am

LOL. now you made me feel all evil. :twisted:

by **Tir_McDohl** » Tue Jul 01, 2003 7:11 am

You know, I think you might be onto something here, sort of. I've noticed that if you're interested, they want nothing to do with it... But the instant you enter a situation and don't want any part of it yourself, they're suddenly extremely interested...

Now, combined with the common knowledge that women tend to be attracted to jerks, it makes me wonder...maybe they're so incredibly illogical that they unknowingly always choose the path of MOST resistance? Maybe they want a challenge?

Think you can understand women? Here's a test. Shake up a can of soda. I mean really friggin' hard. Do this for about 10 minutes or so. Now, open it. Did you manage to see where every single individual bubble went? No? Then you'd never be able to understand the random thought patterns of a woman.

...yeah, I'm about to get flamed. Badly.

by **Firia** » Tue Jul 01, 2003 8:47 am

Tir_McDohl wrote:it makes me wonder...maybe they're so incredibly illogical that they unknowingly always choose the path of MOST resistance? Maybe they want a challenge?

We're alot easier to understand than you realise. :mrgreen:

As for the jerk thing, mm, it's really more of a confidence thing. Confident nice guys are cool too. But not as much fun. ^_^ I'm sad to say.

(Don't let this be a flag to turn all the nice geeks out there in GSP land into jerks! ^_^)

by **Mukizu** » Tue Jul 01, 2003 10:51 am

Lazy, U have the same effect on Rubi-Ka, strange u never noticed it!
And now u say U are a tease in RL too

Opifex girls easy?? Just because we know what we want and you're it
it has nothing to do with easy :wink:

If I weren't engaged I would sexxor u everytime at reets, as it is I'll just continue to slap u....

*me slaps Lazyimperial for 23487508 points of S/M damage*

by **Tristalyn** » Wed Jul 02, 2003 4:09 pm

hehe... too funny

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