FBI Shinanagains
Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2003 9:26 amI have GOT to share this with as many people as possable! 
I got home late last night (friday night), and hopped online to check my e-mail, among other things, and this fool messages me over ICQ. Well, Hillarity ensued. I'll let you all read.
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ICQ History Log For: Firia #######
And Johnny K******
Started on Fri Mar 14 23:24:21 2003
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Johnny: hello
Firia: Hola. ^_^
Johnny: whats up
Johnny: so whats your a/s/l
Firia: well that answers that. ^_^ I was going to ask if I knew you. ^_^
Johnny: i don't think you do
Firia: I see I see. Well, I direct you to my profile thingy. ^_^
Johnny: so what is ur a/s/l
Johnny: your 21 ok
Johnny: and a female
Johnny: sweet you work of the FBI ?
(Note; my ICQ profile says I'm an X-files fanatic, and I jokingly put FBI as my profession :mrgreen)
Firia: perhaps. ^_^
Johnny: sweet
Johnny: have you killed anybody ?
Firia: Um, no. ^_^;
Johnny: damn i have
Johnny: i am in a gang
Firia: Lovely.
Johnny: yeah
Johnny: hey i'll just go if you are in law enforcement
Johnny: cause i don't like cops or anybody who is like a cop
Firia: you realise of course that admitting to me that you've killed a person means I can file a notice to the DoMP (Deparpment of Missing Persons), and a team of investigators could be out on your door step in a couple of days.
Firia: Imagine that.
Johnny: na i don't give a rip
Johnny: i'll just shoot them all
Firia: you do that.
Johnny: i will
Firia: Be seeing you soon deary.
Johnny: bring it
(now watch him panic and try to save face. )
Johnny: have fun going throw my dad who is a fbi guy too
Johnny: and do you think i would join a gang if my dad is a fbi guy? i don't think so
Johnny: my dad would come after me or maybe even arrest me
Johnny: and i am serious
Johnny: knowing me i am a wimp to join a gang or mess wit police
Firia: your story doesn't match up my friend. I'll let the investigators handle the semantics. This conversation will go in my report too.
Johnny: ok
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And there it ended. I could get SO busted for impersonating an officer. 
I was pretty close to asking for his dads badge ID number for my, "report" 
I got home late last night (friday night), and hopped online to check my e-mail, among other things, and this fool messages me over ICQ. Well, Hillarity ensued. I'll let you all read.
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ICQ History Log For: Firia #######
And Johnny K******
Started on Fri Mar 14 23:24:21 2003
~~~
Johnny: hello
Firia: Hola. ^_^
Johnny: whats up
Johnny: so whats your a/s/l
Firia: well that answers that. ^_^ I was going to ask if I knew you. ^_^
Johnny: i don't think you do
Firia: I see I see. Well, I direct you to my profile thingy. ^_^
Johnny: so what is ur a/s/l
Johnny: your 21 ok
Johnny: and a female
Johnny: sweet you work of the FBI ?
(Note; my ICQ profile says I'm an X-files fanatic, and I jokingly put FBI as my profession :mrgreen)
Firia: perhaps. ^_^
Johnny: sweet
Johnny: have you killed anybody ?
Firia: Um, no. ^_^;
Johnny: damn i have
Johnny: i am in a gang
Firia: Lovely.
Johnny: yeah
Johnny: hey i'll just go if you are in law enforcement
Johnny: cause i don't like cops or anybody who is like a cop
Firia: you realise of course that admitting to me that you've killed a person means I can file a notice to the DoMP (Deparpment of Missing Persons), and a team of investigators could be out on your door step in a couple of days.
Firia: Imagine that.
Johnny: na i don't give a rip
Johnny: i'll just shoot them all
Firia: you do that.
Johnny: i will
Firia: Be seeing you soon deary.
Johnny: bring it
(now watch him panic and try to save face.
)
Johnny: have fun going throw my dad who is a fbi guy too
Johnny: and do you think i would join a gang if my dad is a fbi guy? i don't think so
Johnny: my dad would come after me or maybe even arrest me
Johnny: and i am serious
Johnny: knowing me i am a wimp to join a gang or mess wit police
Firia: your story doesn't match up my friend. I'll let the investigators handle the semantics. This conversation will go in my report too.
Johnny: ok
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And there it ended.
I could get SO busted for impersonating an officer. I was pretty close to asking for his dads badge ID number for my, "report" 