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Ashval's new favoritest song ever!!! </sarcasm>

PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 10:57 am
by Lykeios
ok whilst I'm still not sure who I gave sexual favors to for there to now be pink suits in TSW. A more important question is who did Ash really tick off for there to be a Miley Cyrus/Justin Bieber collaboration celebrating the 'Twerk'?

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 1:26 pm
by Vallikat
Lykeios wrote:ok whilst I'm still not sure who I gave sexual favors to for there to now be pink suits in TSW. A more important question is who did Ash really tick off for there to be a Miley Cyrus/Justin Bieber collaboration celebrating the 'Twerk'?


What makes me sad about this is that millions of people will pay good money for this and love every second of it. While some of us may be appalled at the very idea that either of these talentless, classless, clueless idiots are making money hand over fist, others have also read about the same thing you posted and were so overcome with joy they wet their pants.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 2:46 pm
by Ashval
Lyk was treated to my on-air rant about how much I hate the word "twerk." I hate the act of "twerking" also, for that matter.

I do enjoy a good rant from time to time. I felt better afterwards.

Now I'm back to hating most of the human race.

Thanks Lyk! :p

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 3:02 pm
by Lykeios
Always happy to help :crazy:

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 3:22 pm
by Vallikat
I should also note that I didn't even know what twerking was or meant until earlier in the week. I had heard the term, but was never interested enough to find out. In fact if I'm being honest, until I looked it up I thought it was that weird thing that she does with her tongue (is that supposed to be sexy?)

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 3:37 pm
by Talidro
To be fair to skilled twerkers, Miley's attempt at 'twerk'ing was the worst abortion of all time. I've seen better dance moves on 3 day old roadkill. I don't understand how the move is even possible, but it is clear to me that much like the adage "White Men Can't Jump", well, "Miley Can't Twerk"

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 4:09 pm
by Cherri
I have seen some damn sexy twerking before, but always in videos of people who specifically practice dancing and usually by women who should be getting paid for you to watch their skillz. None of them stuck their tongues out. As if you were looking at said lady's face....

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 5:07 pm
by Talidro
lol, so true Cherri, so true.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 9:47 pm
by Caliana
I thought it was Miley Cryus and Robin Thicke... not Justin Bieber.. >.>

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 11:44 pm
by Lykeios
Caliana wrote:I thought it was Miley Cryus and Robin Thicke... not Justin Bieber.. >.>


That was the awards thing... I'm afraid to say... there's a whole separate song that... well I'll use the term 'people' in the loosest sense ...will actually buy...

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 1:32 am
by Caliana
Lykeios wrote:
Caliana wrote:I thought it was Miley Cryus and Robin Thicke... not Justin Bieber.. >.>


That was the awards thing... I'm afraid to say... there's a whole separate song that... well I'll use the term 'people' in the loosest sense ...will actually buy...

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 11:26 pm
by Lykeios
oh no I think a single for this is not enough... you need...

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 5:56 am
by Tastyvixen
I didn't even know what Twerking was until a couple minutes ago. I had no idea there was a name for that dance move. haha Ran across a very funny vid while looking it up. Couldn't stop laughing in the end. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oGYIBJdGjc

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 2:21 pm
by Cherri
Shadowvixen wrote:haha Ran across a very funny vid while looking it up. Couldn't stop laughing in the end. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oGYIBJdGjc


:lol: That was pretty good.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 06, 2013 2:28 pm
by Antu
In that vein, How to Twerk Like Miley Cyrus (no actual Miley Cyrus in the video. Ash might even be able to get behind this).

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 06, 2013 6:07 pm
by Ashval
This is what happens to you twerkers out there...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CddMD3Qq ... e=youtu.be

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 06, 2013 6:45 pm
by Talidro
Ok, laughing at one's misfortune isn't the most polite thing to do..... but I must say, I laughed pretty hard.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 06, 2013 6:46 pm
by Caliana
Ashval wrote:This is what happens to you twerkers out there...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CddMD3Qq ... e=youtu.be

woah... <insert clever "hot" puns here> :flame:

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 4:40 pm
by Cherri
Ashval wrote:This is what happens to you twerkers out there...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CddMD3Qq ... e=youtu.be

And this is why you lock the door you're using for <insert activity that shouldn't be interrupted>.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:18 pm
by Lykeios
Erm, there seems to be a lot of inserting going on in a thread about twerking... were I not a polite gentleman I might be tempted to make some kind of double entendre... Though to be fair I'd probably just arse it up...